EXCERPT:
KLEPPER: "So apparently, Mike Johnson is the hero here. Sure, a couple of Ukrainian cities fell while he decided whether or not to be courageous, but he got around to it! I mean, we’re always praising the first responders, but what about the eventual responders, huh? The ones who jump in their fire truck and say, 'Hey! Let’s stop for froyo on the way, huh?' Where’s their ticker tape parade?"
CHIENG: "I salute you, Mike Johnson. I mean, not now, but six months from now, I’ll work up the courage to do it."