EXCERPT:
LYDIC: "You really know how to flatter a lady! Please, tell me more about the bags under my eyes! I love how he’s acknowledging that we’re stressed out, as though he’s not the one stressing us out! This is like Boeing being like, 'Weird how people seem so freaked out about air travel these days.' Although it’s not true that all women are poorer. E. Jean Carroll seems to be doing pretty well.
(Cheering and Applause)
But Trump is a master marketer. That’s how you sell things to women. You convince them they have a problem, and then you say 'Here, buy these vagina gummies.' And yes, in this analogy, Trump is the vagina gummy."