RUSH EXCERPT:
LYDIC: "what? He just got elected and he’s going to invade Greenland? Look, I’m no war expert. I’ll leave decisions regarding our military to... Alcoholic Fox News hosts. But I’m almost certain invading Greenland is insane. Insane. At the very least it would have been nice to hear about this during the campaign. You had time to tell a 10-minute story about arnold palmer’s shower penis, but not one story about bombing Greenland? That would have been good to know!"