EXCERPT:
KOSTA: "Hold on, let’s get back to this story. This is huge news. Is Biden still trying to take Trump out?"
JOHNSON: "Oh, yeah. Everything in Donald Trump’s life is a Joe Biden plot against him. Even the poison."
KOSTA: "Poison?"
JOHNSON: "Yeah, what do you think KFC is? You think that’s just a business? No, it’s a 77-year-long plan to clog up Trump’s arteries, all right? And that’s not all. Did you ever notice Trump has been aging one day every single day that Biden’s been president? You think that just happens to people? Wake up, Michael. It’s a secret plot to kill Trump with natural causes. This [bleep] is diabolical!"