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NOAH: "Well, there you have it, song of the year! Congratulations, Billie Eilish. Wow. That is a Grammy that every artist wants. Almost as much as Trump wants Greenland. Which makes sense, I mean, because Epstein’s gone, he needs a new island to hang out with Bill Clinton. Oh, I told you, it’s my last year! What are you going to do about it?"