EXCERPT:
TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG: "Folks, we are on the verge of something very special. Can you feel it? You know, the other side, they will talk about record-low unemployment, record-high stock market, infrastructure, blah, blah, blah. But this election is more than about issues that 'affect us.' This election is personal. Am I right?"
AUDIENCE: "Yeah!"
TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG: "It is about sticking it to those elitist liberals!"
AUDIENCE: "Yeah!"
TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG: "But you know what, on November 5th, those elitists, they are going to be the ones crying, and we are going to be the ones drinking ...liberal tears! Liberal tears!”