RUSH EXCERPT:
CARLSON: “Going about their business, we should warn you, though, what you just saw is just a snapshot, the nation of chop is dynamic, changing even as we watch. For one thing, it’s getting smaller. Today chop was partitioned by the city of Seattle, seated several blocks back to its former overlords. In return, the country’s makeshift barriers are being replaced with solid concrete blocks because nothing says country more quickly than a border. Our man on the ground outside the nation of chop, joins us tonight. I see they’ve beefed up their border security.”