RUSH TRANSCRIPT:
CARLSON: "Well, we have a public service announcement. We didn’t expect to bring this to you. Our crack control room spotted the creepy porn lawyer on CNN. They had the sound off. But it hurt our feelings. This is the fifth or 6th other TV network he’s done. We asked him and he turns us down. Creepy porn lawyer, you always have a home on our program any time. We will clear the decks for you. Hope to see you soon."