Watters: Walz Hugged Michigan Gopher Mascot ‘Like It Was His Husband Returning Home from War’
‘Men should never act that way around a mascot’
Oct 1, 2024 10:30 AM
By Grabien Staff
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WATTERS: “So, Kamala is struggling with half the country, and now bossing Walz around, telling him to fix trucks, eat donuts and watch football. Timmy was at the Michigan-Minnesota game Saturday and hugged the gopher mascot like it was his husband returning home from war. Men should never act that way around a mascot. You throw a football on the sideline, you don’t grope a man in a gopher suit. We haven’t seen behavior like that since we sent our producer to a furry convention. Tim climbed into the suite after for a photo op, cheering while everybody else was asleep. After the game, Tim got booed out of the stadium.”