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Joseph Diaz

Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

Noah: 18th Century Militia Was Formed to Protect the Country, the 21st Century Militia Is Ripping it Apart
Noah: 18th Century Militia Was Formed to Protect the Country, the 21st Century Militia Is Ripping it Apart
‘So today’s militias are less organized, and more heavily armed than the original ones’
Oct 15, 2020 1:37 AM
Kimmel: Trump ‘Killed’ at His Rally — We’ll See Next Week How Many
Kimmel: Trump ‘Killed’ at His Rally — We’ll See Next Week How Many
‘Last night, he made his bigly return to the rally stage’
Oct 14, 2020 1:13 AM
Noah: Mike Pence Dodged Topics All Night Like It Was a PG-13 Movie
Noah: Mike Pence Dodged Topics All Night Like It Was a PG-13 Movie
‘Defending Trump is like trying to sell a house that is currently on fire’
Oct 9, 2020 12:32 AM
Noah on Facebook Banning QAnon: ‘Too Little Too Late,’ Even Your Grandma’s Knitting Group Has Infected It
Noah on Facebook Banning QAnon: ‘Too Little Too Late,’ Even Your Grandma’s Knitting Group Has Infected It
‘Facebook is like that bar that decides to hire a bouncer after its 123rd stabbing’
Oct 8, 2020 1:40 AM
Noah on Trump Comparing Covid to a Flu: Is He Immune to Knowledge Too?
Noah on Trump Comparing Covid to a Flu: Is He Immune to Knowledge Too?
‘How are we back to this?’
Oct 7, 2020 12:56 AM
Noah: Trump’s Mic Shouldn’t Be Turned off at Future Debates So America Will Continue to Know Who He Is
Noah: Trump’s Mic Shouldn’t Be Turned off at Future Debates So America Will Continue to Know Who He Is
‘Open the mic!’
Oct 2, 2020 12:32 AM
Noah: Only Thing Trump ‘Avoids More than Condemning’ White Supremacists Is Taxes
Noah: Only Thing Trump ‘Avoids More than Condemning’ White Supremacists Is Taxes
‘Yeah, it is actually hard to keep track of all the times that Trump had the chance to be anti-racist and didn’t’
Oct 1, 2020 2:01 AM
The Daily Show’s Guide to Mail-In Balloting: Prepare a Bunker for Post-Election Chaos
The Daily Show’s Guide to Mail-In Balloting: Prepare a Bunker for Post-Election Chaos
‘Do make sure you have enough wood to build yourself a bunker’
Sep 30, 2020 1:17 AM
Noah: We’ll Be Having a SCOTUS that Will Act Like an Evil Step Parent for the Rest of the Country
Noah: We’ll Be Having a SCOTUS that Will Act Like an Evil Step Parent for the Rest of the Country
‘Please ma’am, may I have some health care?’
Sep 29, 2020 12:46 AM
Noah on Breonna Ruling: Shows How Dry Wall Is More Valuable than Black People
Noah on Breonna Ruling: Shows How Dry Wall Is More Valuable than Black People
‘Black people definitely aren’t winning’
Sep 25, 2020 12:49 AM
Michelle: At Start of Covid, the Family Was Excited; We Had Cocktails & Played Games
Michelle: At Start of Covid, the Family Was Excited; We Had Cocktails & Played Games
‘We’ve kind of had phases of Covid’
Sep 24, 2020 12:23 AM
Colbert: Trump Is America’s Colonoscopy; Unpleasant But Necessary
Colbert: Trump Is America’s Colonoscopy; Unpleasant But Necessary
‘It helps to be sedated for the whole thing’
Sep 23, 2020 1:59 AM
Noah on Dems Saying They’ll Pack SCOTUS: Why Not Give All Americans a Seat?
Noah on Dems Saying They’ll Pack SCOTUS: Why Not Give All Americans a Seat?
‘Although, obviously, once the Republicans get back in power, then they’ll add more justices to the court’
Sep 23, 2020 12:48 AM
Noah: Trump Can’t Even Pick a Wife for Life, How Could He Make Lifetime Picks of Multiple Judges for America?
Noah: Trump Can’t Even Pick a Wife for Life, How Could He Make Lifetime Picks of Multiple Judges for America?
‘The guy can’t even name three branches of government’
Sep 22, 2020 2:03 AM
Noah: America Would Still Have One of the Worst Covid Death Rates Even Without the Blue States
Noah: America Would Still Have One of the Worst Covid Death Rates Even Without the Blue States
‘So even Trump’s lies are lies’
Sep 18, 2020 12:51 AM
Noah: Biden’s Plan to Entice Latinos Is To Get a New Ringtone
Noah: Biden’s Plan to Entice Latinos Is To Get a New Ringtone
‘Biden isn’t doing as well with Hispanic voters’
Sep 17, 2020 1:06 AM
Noah: Trump’s Approach to Climate Change Is Similar to Covid, ‘Deny Its Existence and It Will Disappear’
Noah: Trump’s Approach to Climate Change Is Similar to Covid, ‘Deny Its Existence and It Will Disappear’
‘It will start getting cooler — that’s called winter!’
Sep 16, 2020 1:18 AM
Noah: How Could Trump Call Himself the President of Law and Order When He’s Flouting Covid Laws
Noah: How Could Trump Call Himself the President of Law and Order When He’s Flouting Covid Laws
‘The last time Trump held an indoor rally, he lost 25% of his black friends’
Sep 15, 2020 12:38 AM
Noah: FNC Would Protect Trump ‘At All Costs’ Even If It Meant Lying About Covid
Noah: FNC Would Protect Trump ‘At All Costs’ Even If It Meant Lying About Covid
‘Trump steps into shit and Trump comes out and explains he didn’t actually step in shit’
Sep 11, 2020 1:53 AM
Noah: Woodward Tapes Only Remind Us How Trump’s a Con Man and Only Cares About Himself
Noah: Woodward Tapes Only Remind Us How Trump’s a Con Man and Only Cares About Himself
‘It shows you that Donald Trump is willfully misleading the public’
Sep 10, 2020 1:12 AM
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