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Joseph Diaz

Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

Colbert on $1,400 Stimulus Checks: A Lot of MAGA Supporters Are About To Accept the Election Results
Colbert on $1,400 Stimulus Checks: A Lot of MAGA Supporters Are About To Accept the Election Results
‘Who’s sleepy now, beeeotch?’
Mar 10, 2021 12:44 AM
Colbert on Meghan Markle Not Googling Prince Harry: You Could’ve Known that It Was Going To Be a Rough Gig
Colbert on Meghan Markle Not Googling Prince Harry: You Could’ve Known that It Was Going To Be a Rough Gig
‘Also, while you are googling, you may want to try the combo, Andrew, island, and Epstein’
Mar 9, 2021 12:15 AM
Noah: Ron Johnson Just Pulled A Symbolic Effort That Says It’s OK that You Can Eat Tomorrow
Noah: Ron Johnson Just Pulled A Symbolic Effort That Says It’s OK that You Can Eat Tomorrow
‘Ron Johnson, delaying desperately needed aid’
Mar 4, 2021 11:16 PM
Noah: Opponents of Minimum Wage Think Everyone Who Needs It Are 16-Year-Olds Saving up for a Bag of Weed
Noah: Opponents of Minimum Wage Think Everyone Who Needs It Are 16-Year-Olds Saving up for a Bag of Weed
‘But the truth is, half of the people who’d benefit from a minimum-wage increase are between the ages of 25 and 54’
Mar 3, 2021 11:35 PM
Noah: The Dr. Seuss Books Should Just Update the Racist Imagery By Placing It in a Tucker Carlson Thought Bubble
Noah: The Dr. Seuss Books Should Just Update the Racist Imagery By Placing It in a Tucker Carlson Thought Bubble
‘Maybe instead of getting rid of the books completely, they can just update the imagery’
Mar 2, 2021 11:57 PM
Colbert on Jon Batiste’s Golden Globe Win: He Could Work Anywhere Except at the Hollywood Foreign Press
Colbert on Jon Batiste’s Golden Globe Win: He Could Work Anywhere Except at the Hollywood Foreign Press
‘I’m so grateful to be able to work with him every day’
Mar 2, 2021 12:04 AM
Colbert: A Moron Is Sending Capitol Hill Riot Evidence to Your Ex Who You Just Called a Moron
Colbert: A Moron Is Sending Capitol Hill Riot Evidence to Your Ex Who You Just Called a Moron
‘Evidently, Michetti’s ex didn’t take too kindly to being called a moron’
Feb 26, 2021 12:16 AM
Noah: Mike Pence Doesn’t Know the Line From Being a Friend To Being a Door Mat
Noah: Mike Pence Doesn’t Know the Line From Being a Friend To Being a Door Mat
‘Man, that shows how committed Mike Pence is to his principles’
Feb 24, 2021 11:39 PM
Colbert: Gov. Cuomo Opens up Movie Theaters So People Would Stop Talking About the Nursing Homes
Colbert: Gov. Cuomo Opens up Movie Theaters So People Would Stop Talking About the Nursing Homes
‘I was a meme! Remember?’
Feb 23, 2021 11:54 PM
Kimmel: Why Settle To Be the Planet’s Biggest Hypocrite When You Can Be a World-Class Liar Too?
Kimmel: Why Settle To Be the Planet’s Biggest Hypocrite When You Can Be a World-Class Liar Too?
‘While his fellow Texans are freezing with the power out... ‘
Feb 19, 2021 12:07 AM
Noah: Conservatives Blame Texas Energy Crisis on AOC and the Green New Deal Which Hasn’t Even Started Yet
Noah: Conservatives Blame Texas Energy Crisis on AOC and the Green New Deal Which Hasn’t Even Started Yet
‘Rick Perry could have broken his arm as a kid and blamed it on AOC’
Feb 18, 2021 12:45 AM
Noah to Gov. Cuomo: Manipulating Covid Numbers Is the ‘Trumpiest’ Thing You Can Do
Noah to Gov. Cuomo: Manipulating Covid Numbers Is the ‘Trumpiest’ Thing You Can Do
‘That is the whole point of data’
Feb 15, 2021 11:55 PM
Colbert: Next Year, I’ll Be Playing Impeachment Clips Again When Trump Supporters Sack Disney World
Colbert: Next Year, I’ll Be Playing Impeachment Clips Again When Trump Supporters Sack Disney World
‘Now, I take no pleasure from playing that old clip’
Feb 11, 2021 11:58 PM
Adam Schiff: The People Who Believe in Crazy, Bat-Sh*t Conspiracy Theories Are Members of Congress Now
Adam Schiff: The People Who Believe in Crazy, Bat-Sh*t Conspiracy Theories Are Members of Congress Now
‘This points to another huge problem’
Feb 11, 2021 11:29 PM
Noah on Trump’s Legal Team: If Trump Thinks You’re Rambling, You Know You’ve F**ked Up
Noah on Trump’s Legal Team: If Trump Thinks You’re Rambling, You Know You’ve F**ked Up
‘Trump is a dude who’ll spend four hours at a rally ranking his favorite department store’
Feb 10, 2021 11:38 PM
Noah: Trump’s Lawyer Could Trim His Pubes for Hours in Front of the GOP Senators, He’d Still Not Get Impeached
Noah: Trump’s Lawyer Could Trim His Pubes for Hours in Front of the GOP Senators, He’d Still Not Get Impeached
‘It doesn’t actually matter what this guy says’
Feb 10, 2021 12:03 AM
Noah Mocks Conservative Media’s Attacks on Biden: Tomorrow, We’ll Find out if He Left the Toilet Seat Up
Noah Mocks Conservative Media’s Attacks on Biden: Tomorrow, We’ll Find out if He Left the Toilet Seat Up
‘And when he does, we will be here to tell you all about it’
Feb 8, 2021 11:55 PM
Noah: Republicans Would Rather Look Like a Dumb*ss Than Take a Position on Rep. Greene
Noah: Republicans Would Rather Look Like a Dumb*ss Than Take a Position on Rep. Greene
‘Man, who can keep track of this stuff?’
Feb 4, 2021 11:30 PM
Colbert: Arguments of Trump’s Lawyers Could Be Backed up By ‘Constitutional Scholar George Costanza’
Colbert: Arguments of Trump’s Lawyers Could Be Backed up By ‘Constitutional Scholar George Costanza’
‘The crux of their argument is that the president wasn’t a guy inciting an angry mob’
Feb 4, 2021 12:10 AM
Noah: I’m Glad AOC Shared Her Capitol Riot Story Because A Lot of Republicans Pretend How It Didn’t Happen
Noah: I’m Glad AOC Shared Her Capitol Riot Story Because A Lot of Republicans Pretend How It Didn’t Happen
‘But if there’s no accountability, then it becomes easier and easier for it to happen again’
Feb 2, 2021 11:34 PM
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