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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Noah: The GOP Is Basically ‘Mean Girls,’ They Talk Sh*t Behind Trump’s Back But to His Face It’s ‘Donald, You’re So Hot’
Noah: The GOP Is Basically ‘Mean Girls,’ They Talk Sh*t Behind Trump’s Back But to His Face It’s ‘Donald, You’re So Hot’
‘Basically every one spent this entire race trying to get the seal of approval from ‘King Donald’’
May 3, 2022 1:35 AM
Noah: What’s More Threatening to America? A Group of Rebels from a Foreign Country or Unaffordable Health Care?
Noah: What’s More Threatening to America? A Group of Rebels from a Foreign Country or Unaffordable Health Care?
‘It’s mind-boggling, how much money America wastes on the military’
Apr 29, 2022 1:11 AM
Kimmel: ‘When You’re Marjorie Taylor Greene Everyone Seems Smart’
Kimmel: ‘When You’re Marjorie Taylor Greene Everyone Seems Smart’
‘The same way goldfish think little scuba divers live in the tank with them’
Apr 28, 2022 2:16 AM
Kimmel on Melania Trump’s Birthday: She Keeps Wishing the Same Thing for 20 Years, It Never Comes True
Kimmel on Melania Trump’s Birthday: She Keeps Wishing the Same Thing for 20 Years, It Never Comes True
‘A special day in the United States of America’
Apr 27, 2022 2:14 AM
Noah: We Should Spend More Time Interrogating How We Easily Allow Billionaires To Shape Our World in Their Favor
Noah: We Should Spend More Time Interrogating How We Easily Allow Billionaires To Shape Our World in Their Favor
‘Everything that happens on Twitter from now on is up to him’
Apr 26, 2022 1:20 AM
Fallon: It’s a ‘Muppets in the Balcony’ Ticket For Dems If Bernie Sanders Runs in 2024
Fallon: It’s a ‘Muppets in the Balcony’ Ticket For Dems If Bernie Sanders Runs in 2024
‘Statler 2024’
Apr 22, 2022 3:19 AM
Noah: The Jan. 6th Cmte. Should’ve Tricked Giuliani that He Was Going to ‘The Masked Singer’ to Get Him to Testify
Noah: The Jan. 6th Cmte. Should’ve Tricked Giuliani that He Was Going to ‘The Masked Singer’ to Get Him to Testify
‘That’s a game show America needs’
Apr 22, 2022 1:45 AM
Colbert: DeSantis Attacking Disney Is an ‘Odd Decision’ From a ‘Pro-Business Party’
Colbert: DeSantis Attacking Disney Is an ‘Odd Decision’ From a ‘Pro-Business Party’
‘Especially considering Disney is Florida’s largest private employer’
Apr 21, 2022 1:29 AM
Colbert to Judge Saying Masks Are Unsanitary: The Mask’s Job Is To Trap Droplets, Dummy
Colbert to Judge Saying Masks Are Unsanitary: The Mask’s Job Is To Trap Droplets, Dummy
‘You can’t let Florida make health decisions for the entire country’
Apr 20, 2022 2:39 AM
Colbert Reads a Question from an ‘Approved’ Florida Math Textbook: ‘Gaetz and Two Friends Have Two Ounces of Cocaine... ‘
Colbert Reads a Question from an ‘Approved’ Florida Math Textbook: ‘Gaetz and Two Friends Have Two Ounces of Cocaine... ‘
‘There are 12 people at the party, three of them are girls under 18’
Apr 19, 2022 2:13 AM
Noah: Elon Musk Is Using the ‘Indian Uncle Way’ to Negotiate Twitter Buyout
Noah: Elon Musk Is Using the ‘Indian Uncle Way’ to Negotiate Twitter Buyout
‘Elon Musk is attempting a hostile take over of Twitter’
Apr 15, 2022 1:40 AM
Noah: Abbott Bussing Illegal Immigrants to D.C. Are Only Making Illegals Happy
Noah: Abbott Bussing Illegal Immigrants to D.C. Are Only Making Illegals Happy
‘America is one of the craziest countries in the world’
Apr 14, 2022 1:04 AM
Noah: Inflation Is Bad For Everybody, It Makes Life Harder For People
Noah: Inflation Is Bad For Everybody, It Makes Life Harder For People
‘It makes you feel crazy’
Apr 13, 2022 1:42 AM
Colbert on Trump Endorsing Dr. Oz: A ‘Con-Man’ Endorsing Another ‘Con-Man’
Colbert on Trump Endorsing Dr. Oz: A ‘Con-Man’ Endorsing Another ‘Con-Man’
‘I’d like to list all the scams Dr. Oz has tried to foist on his audience’
Apr 12, 2022 2:55 AM
Colbert on Pelosi Potentially Transmitting Covid to Biden: It’s Not Considered ‘Close Contact’ Unless There’s Tongue
Colbert on Pelosi Potentially Transmitting Covid to Biden: It’s Not Considered ‘Close Contact’ Unless There’s Tongue
‘Now, everybody’s wondering if Pelosi might have transmitted it to other people’
Apr 8, 2022 2:15 AM
Gutfeld: A Lie That Has Been Taught Since We Were Kids Is that ‘Democrats Care’
Gutfeld: A Lie That Has Been Taught Since We Were Kids Is that ‘Democrats Care’
‘So is a blood bath coming for the Dems?’
Apr 7, 2022 1:00 AM
Colbert: The GOP Is Trying to Cancel ‘Woke’ Disney Who’s ‘Okay with Kissing Women in Drugged Stupor’
Colbert: The GOP Is Trying to Cancel ‘Woke’ Disney Who’s ‘Okay with Kissing Women in Drugged Stupor’
‘Republicans say they’re against cancel culture... ‘
Apr 6, 2022 1:30 AM
Fallon: The CDC Thinks the German Who Got 90 Covid Shots Would Still Need Boosters in Four Months
Fallon: The CDC Thinks the German Who Got 90 Covid Shots Would Still Need Boosters in Four Months
‘And this is annoying... ‘
Apr 5, 2022 1:40 AM
Colbert: Putin Has Become the Victim of His Own Propaganda When His Advisors Never Give Him the Actual Situation in Ukraine
Colbert: Putin Has Become the Victim of His Own Propaganda When His Advisors Never Give Him the Actual Situation in Ukraine
‘No matter what you say to a psychotic boss, you lose’
Apr 1, 2022 12:48 AM
Kimmel: While the Whole Free World Is Trying to Stop Putin, Trump Is Asking Putin for Dirt on the Bidens
Kimmel: While the Whole Free World Is Trying to Stop Putin, Trump Is Asking Putin for Dirt on the Bidens
‘Hey, got anything on the president’s crackhead son I can use?’
Mar 31, 2022 1:16 AM