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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Meyers: Trump Needs To Be Constantly Praised Even When Doing the Bare Minimum
Meyers: Trump Needs To Be Constantly Praised Even When Doing the Bare Minimum
‘What makes you like this?’
Mar 27, 2020 3:30 AM
Biden: Wearing a Phillies Cap Is a ‘Way To Be Able Sleep with My Wife’
Biden: Wearing a Phillies Cap Is a ‘Way To Be Able Sleep with My Wife’
‘She’s a Philly girl’
Mar 27, 2020 12:54 AM
Noah on Trump Asking Everyone To Go to Church on Easter Sunday: He Is Risen — Meaning, Coronavirus
Noah on Trump Asking Everyone To Go to Church on Easter Sunday: He Is Risen — Meaning, Coronavirus
‘I’m willing to bet all five rolls of my toilet paper that he doesn’t even know what Easter is about’
Mar 26, 2020 12:22 AM
Noah: We Need to Start Bleeping Trump’s ‘Misinformation’ in His Press Briefings
Noah: We Need to Start Bleeping Trump’s ‘Misinformation’ in His Press Briefings
‘Whenever he speaks, they should be ready with the sensors’
Mar 25, 2020 12:49 AM
Noah: Trump Gets To Decide Which Companies To Save with Stimulus Package, It’s Bad for the Vegetable Business
Noah: Trump Gets To Decide Which Companies To Save with Stimulus Package, It’s Bad for the Vegetable Business
‘Basically, any company that has publicly opposed Trump or makes vegetables could get screwed’
Mar 24, 2020 1:21 AM
Noah: Even If We All Get Wiped out, It’s Trump’s Pettiness That Would Survive This Pandemic
Noah: Even If We All Get Wiped out, It’s Trump’s Pettiness That Would Survive This Pandemic
‘There’s no good time for a president to be a dick’
Mar 24, 2020 1:18 AM
Noah: ‘Embarrassing’ How FDA Acted Like Trump’s Mother and Called Him out for Claiming Coronavirus Cure
Noah: ‘Embarrassing’ How FDA Acted Like Trump’s Mother and Called Him out for Claiming Coronavirus Cure
‘If I could cover my face with my hands... ‘
Mar 20, 2020 4:26 AM
Colbert: We Have Been Socially Distancing from American Democracy for Years
Colbert: We Have Been Socially Distancing from American Democracy for Years
‘Someone should really check on her’
Mar 18, 2020 3:25 AM
Colbert on Trump’s Off-Cam Remarks: ‘Wow’ Is Not What You Want To Hear at the End of an Important Speech
Colbert on Trump’s Off-Cam Remarks: ‘Wow’ Is Not What You Want To Hear at the End of an Important Speech
‘That’s where we’re at’
Mar 13, 2020 3:11 AM
Noah Mocks Trump’s ‘Deleted Scenes’: ‘He Does Not Have His Sh*t Together’
Noah Mocks Trump’s ‘Deleted Scenes’: ‘He Does Not Have His Sh*t Together’
‘That is not the sound you want to hear from a president after a serious address’
Mar 13, 2020 2:03 AM
Noah on Trump’s Coronavirus Address: It’s Like Watching a Movie Called ‘Two Truths and a Lie’
Noah on Trump’s Coronavirus Address: It’s Like Watching a Movie Called ‘Two Truths and a Lie’
‘How is it possible to get so many things wrong in a prewritten speech?’
Mar 13, 2020 1:04 AM
Meyers: Trump’s Reaction to Pandemic Is Like a ‘Stoner Friend Trying To Get You Through a Bad Acid Trip’
Meyers: Trump’s Reaction to Pandemic Is Like a ‘Stoner Friend Trying To Get You Through a Bad Acid Trip’
‘Just stay calm, a lot of good things are going to happen’
Mar 12, 2020 3:48 AM
Colbert on W.H. Plan to Cover Cost of Coronavirus Treatment: ‘Cool Idea, Just Like Medicare But... For All’
Colbert on W.H. Plan to Cover Cost of Coronavirus Treatment: ‘Cool Idea, Just Like Medicare But... For All’
‘How did he think of that?’
Mar 12, 2020 1:59 AM
Noah: It Seems Like Bernie Sanders Is Pushing Biden into a More Progressive Platform
Noah: It Seems Like Bernie Sanders Is Pushing Biden into a More Progressive Platform
‘So yeah, for now Bernie Sanders is not dropping out of the race’
Mar 12, 2020 12:57 AM
Bernie Sanders: Joe Biden Can Beat Trump
Bernie Sanders: Joe Biden Can Beat Trump
‘Don’t tell anybody’
Mar 12, 2020 12:15 AM
Meyers: Trump Is as Senile as Joe Biden
Meyers: Trump Is as Senile as Joe Biden
‘President Trump wants to paint Joe Biden as senile by highlighting his recent verbal blunders — ‘
Mar 11, 2020 2:18 AM
Noah: Without Paid Leave, Social Distancing Is Not an Option for Most Americans
Noah: Without Paid Leave, Social Distancing Is Not an Option for Most Americans
‘Imagine if Godzilla was attacking a city but delivery people still have to keep doing their jobs’
Mar 11, 2020 12:59 AM
Noah: Even as Trump ‘Bumbles’ Through Coronavirus Response, ‘He Still Thinks He’s Doing an Amazing Job’
Noah: Even as Trump ‘Bumbles’ Through Coronavirus Response, ‘He Still Thinks He’s Doing an Amazing Job’
‘Corona is Valhalla’s problem now’
Mar 10, 2020 1:17 AM
Colbert on Trump Saying Coronavirus Test Kit Availability Is ‘Perfect’: ‘We’re All Going To Die’
Colbert on Trump Saying Coronavirus Test Kit Availability Is ‘Perfect’: ‘We’re All Going To Die’
‘That is so reassuring and so not true’
Mar 10, 2020 12:42 AM
Colbert on Elizabeth Warren Planning To Talk About Sexism: Most of It Will Be Bleeped
Colbert on Elizabeth Warren Planning To Talk About Sexism: Most of It Will Be Bleeped
‘What planet do you live on?’
Mar 6, 2020 1:19 AM