Noah: It’s an Upside Down World When the Black President Wants You To Vote Early and the White President Wants You To Vote Late

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NOAH: “America really is an upside down place. The black president is telling everyone to vote early and the white president is trying to make sure everyone is late. Obama is right, waiting until the last minute never works out. Like the one year I waited until July to get my beach body, but then all the beach bodies were sold out.”