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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Stephen Colbert to Trump: ‘I’m Sorry That You’re a Terrible President’
Stephen Colbert to Trump: ‘I’m Sorry That You’re a Terrible President’
‘Then what the hell is wrong with him?’
Mar 26, 2019 1:11 AM
Noah: Now Dems Can Move on from Collusion and Spend More Time on Issues that People Really Care About
Noah: Now Dems Can Move on from Collusion and Spend More Time on Issues that People Really Care About
‘It’s a win for America because you know that your president isn’t a traitor’
Mar 26, 2019 12:57 AM
Kimmel: Let’s See If Trump Has ‘Narcissistic Personality Disorder’
Kimmel: Let’s See If Trump Has ‘Narcissistic Personality Disorder’
‘Number one, has a grandiose sense of self-importance’
Mar 22, 2019 1:26 AM
Noah: Fox News Dismisses Slavery as History Then Gets Angered When a Confederate Statue Is Taken Down
Noah: Fox News Dismisses Slavery as History Then Gets Angered When a Confederate Statue Is Taken Down
‘Even though it may seem like ten generations, slavery wasn’t that long ago’
Mar 22, 2019 12:36 AM
Meyers on Devin Nunes’ Lawsuit: It’s Like Someone Drew a D*ck in His Forehead and He Instagrammed It
Meyers on Devin Nunes’ Lawsuit: It’s Like Someone Drew a D*ck in His Forehead and He Instagrammed It
‘Before you filed this lawsuit, no one had ever seen that’
Mar 21, 2019 2:59 AM
Colbert to Tucker Carlson: Please Don’t Reproduce
Colbert to Tucker Carlson: Please Don’t Reproduce
‘Is it okay to still have children? Well, I don’t know’
Mar 21, 2019 12:52 AM
Noah to Devin Nunes: Your Lawsuit Just Added Thousands of Followers to Twitter Accounts that Troll You
Noah to Devin Nunes: Your Lawsuit Just Added Thousands of Followers to Twitter Accounts that Troll You
‘A lawsuit is definitely not the way to handle this’
Mar 20, 2019 12:38 AM
Noah Debunks Trump Saying Comedians Collude with Dems: They’re the Only People Less Funny than the Russians
Noah Debunks Trump Saying Comedians Collude with Dems: They’re the Only People Less Funny than the Russians
‘You think comedy shows are getting material from these guys?’
Mar 19, 2019 1:11 AM
Kimmel: Nat’l Emergency Vote Is Trump’s Most Embarrassing Beating Since Stormy Got Him with a Magazine
Kimmel: Nat’l Emergency Vote Is Trump’s Most Embarrassing Beating Since Stormy Got Him with a Magazine
‘So this is what the president should be worried about’
Mar 15, 2019 3:11 AM
Colbert Mocks Beto: As President, He’ll Make Sure We All Could Get Tinder Dates
Colbert Mocks Beto: As President, He’ll Make Sure We All Could Get Tinder Dates
‘I want to make sure every American has the ability to swipe right for a late night hookup’
Mar 15, 2019 12:44 AM
Noah: None of These Parents Involved in the College Admission Scam Will Go To Jail
Noah: None of These Parents Involved in the College Admission Scam Will Go To Jail
‘I’m being serious, at worst they will probably get community service like they will have to pick up trash in Beverly hills’
Mar 13, 2019 11:29 PM
Kimmel: Don Jr. Is Tweeting About College Admissions Scam Even Though His Grades Didn’t Get Him into College
Kimmel: Don Jr. Is Tweeting About College Admissions Scam Even Though His Grades Didn’t Get Him into College
‘ — as if he got into college on his grades’
Mar 13, 2019 2:05 AM
Colbert: Trump Is Protecting Medicare from the ‘Greedy Old People’
Colbert: Trump Is Protecting Medicare from the ‘Greedy Old People’
‘Stay behind me, Medicare — I’ll fight them off’
Mar 13, 2019 1:38 AM
Noah on 2020 Race: What Is Bill de Blasio Doing in a South Carolina Black Church?
Noah on 2020 Race: What Is Bill de Blasio Doing in a South Carolina Black Church?
‘If this was a slow news day, we could have more fun trying to figure out why the mayor of New York City is in a South Carolina church to begin with’
Mar 12, 2019 11:38 PM
Noah: A Rich Guy Can’t Get Jerked-Off Without It Somehow Leading to a Trump Campaign Violation
Noah: A Rich Guy Can’t Get Jerked-Off Without It Somehow Leading to a Trump Campaign Violation
‘I’m serious, like you could probably link Donald Trump to Kevin Bacon just through scandals’
Mar 12, 2019 1:36 AM
Stephen Colbert Tears into Tucker Carlson: ‘Let’s Be Honest, You’re Awful on So Many Levels’
Stephen Colbert Tears into Tucker Carlson: ‘Let’s Be Honest, You’re Awful on So Many Levels’
‘Predictably, the president of the Warren Jeffs fan club has refused to apologize’
Mar 12, 2019 12:34 AM
Colbert: Fox News Is a 24-Hour News Channel That Could Only Brag About Three Journalists
Colbert: Fox News Is a 24-Hour News Channel That Could Only Brag About Three Journalists
‘That is like a menu at a diner saying hundreds of choices, several edible’
Mar 8, 2019 1:15 AM
Colbert Mocks Voters for Sticking with Trump: ‘He Stole My Wallet … I Want to Vote for Him!’
Colbert Mocks Voters for Sticking with Trump: ‘He Stole My Wallet … I Want to Vote for Him!’
‘And the majority of Americans think he is guilty of something’
Mar 7, 2019 1:42 AM
Colbert Compares Trump’s Negotiating Skills with North Korea to Trojans Receiving a Wooden Horse
Colbert Compares Trump’s Negotiating Skills with North Korea to Trojans Receiving a Wooden Horse
‘The summit was a dud’
Mar 7, 2019 1:38 AM
Kit Harington on Game of Thrones Screwing the Political Landscape: Certain People Try to Emulate King Joffrey
Kit Harington on Game of Thrones Screwing the Political Landscape: Certain People Try to Emulate King Joffrey
‘By making the Lannisters an acceptable form of ruling family?’
Mar 6, 2019 2:44 AM