RUSH EXCERPT:
NOAH: “You know what I love about America? It’s the only country that’s willing to meddle in Venezuela to make sure that no one meddles in Venezuela. America remind me of the guy at the bar who sees other guys hitting on a woman. Hey, back off! Can’t you see she’s not interested? Gee, sorry about all these douche bags. You want to get out of here? So will America’s next war be with Iran or Venezuela? Well, it might be neither because, right now, Donald Trump is threatening another war over trade with China.”