EXCERPT:
TIMPF: “It’s great to be back. I hope you all had a great Christmas, or, if you’re like me, a great Covid. Yeah, I had Covid, which was a great way to finish a year that started with me also having Covid. So, let’s do the math here. I know Greg is out there saying, ‘Kat can’t do math,’ because he is definitely watching, has definitely not been dead for a week already, unless there’s been an awful coincidence. So this year, I had two Covids. I also had two Covid shots. Two plus two equals four. As in 'Forget about all of this (bleep).' Following all of the rules and regulations failed me more than the DARE program. I am over it and I bet you are too. I mean, I’m not the only one who had Covid over Christmas. Lots of people did. Unvaccinated people, Covid. Vaccinated people, Covid. Boosted people, also Covid. This Christmas, Covid was more popular than robbing a Bloomingdale’s with 30 of your closest friends. It hasn’t gone anywhere.”