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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Kimmel Mocks Marco Rubio’s Meeting with Pope Leo: ‘He’s Hoping to Get the Pope Down to Five Commandments’
Kimmel Mocks Marco Rubio’s Meeting with Pope Leo: ‘He’s Hoping to Get the Pope Down to Five Commandments’
‘Trump sent Rubio with a list of things‘
May 7, 2026 1:42 AM
Obama: Zohran Mamdani Is an ‘Extraordinary Talent,’ Dems ‘Should Know How to Talk to People’ Like Him
Obama: Zohran Mamdani Is an ‘Extraordinary Talent,’ Dems ‘Should Know How to Talk to People’ Like Him
‘What I’m more interested in for Democrats is, do you know how to talk to regular people like we are not at a college seminar?’
May 6, 2026 4:43 AM
Obama: A Good Policy I’d Like to See Followed Is that the POTUS ‘Shouldn’t Have a Bunch of Side Hustles’
Obama: A Good Policy I’d Like to See Followed Is that the POTUS ‘Shouldn’t Have a Bunch of Side Hustles’
‘Because your sneakers would’ve flown’
May 6, 2026 3:59 AM
Jon Stewart on Trump Bragging About the Only President Taking Cognitive Tests: ‘Why Do You Think That Is?
Jon Stewart on Trump Bragging About the Only President Taking Cognitive Tests: ‘Why Do You Think That Is?
‘which one of these is the bear?’
May 4, 2026 11:24 PM
Kimmel Proposes Ceasefire Agreement with Trump: ‘I Get to Keep My Job’
Kimmel Proposes Ceasefire Agreement with Trump: ‘I Get to Keep My Job’
‘What do you say? We can help each other’
May 1, 2026 12:18 AM
Kimmel Mocks Trump’s ‘Fat John Wick’ Meme: Is This Supposed to Scare the Iranians?
Kimmel Mocks Trump’s ‘Fat John Wick’ Meme: Is This Supposed to Scare the Iranians?
‘He posted this at 4:05 am’
Apr 30, 2026 3:56 AM
Kimmel: Did Trump ‘Just Make a Joke About His Death? My God, He Should Be Fired for That’
Kimmel: Did Trump ‘Just Make a Joke About His Death? My God, He Should Be Fired for That’
‘Wait a minute... ‘
Apr 29, 2026 1:40 AM
Kimmel: ‘Widow’ Joke at Melania ‘Was Obviously’ About ‘Age Difference,’ ‘A Great Place to Start’ Dialing Back Hateful Rhetoric Is with the President
Kimmel: ‘Widow’ Joke at Melania ‘Was Obviously’ About ‘Age Difference,’ ‘A Great Place to Start’ Dialing Back Hateful Rhetoric Is with the President
‘And the look of joy we see on her face every time they’re together’
Apr 28, 2026 12:01 AM
Kimmel: WSJ’s Award for Publishing the Jeffrey Epstein ‘Erotic Card’ Should Go to Trump
Kimmel: WSJ’s Award for Publishing the Jeffrey Epstein ‘Erotic Card’ Should Go to Trump
‘The one time he actually deserves to win something’
Apr 24, 2026 1:07 AM
Tim Walz Compares Dealing with Trump Admin. To Teaching Sixth Graders
Tim Walz Compares Dealing with Trump Admin. To Teaching Sixth Graders
‘It’s a flat thing in here’
Apr 23, 2026 3:25 AM
Kimmel: Tucker Carlson Is Experiencing ‘Liar’s Remorse’ for Helping Trump Become President
Kimmel: Tucker Carlson Is Experiencing ‘Liar’s Remorse’ for Helping Trump Become President
‘Tucker also admitted he’s in a same-sex relationship with a green M&M’
Apr 22, 2026 12:36 AM
Stewart: I Don’t Think Trump ‘Should Treat’ His Depression with Hallucinogens But ‘Would We Even Notice’ If He Did?
Stewart: I Don’t Think Trump ‘Should Treat’ His Depression with Hallucinogens But ‘Would We Even Notice’ If He Did?
‘You can’t get depressed if you stay busy!’
Apr 21, 2026 12:41 AM
Kimmel Mocks RFK Jr.’s Story of Carving out a Raccoon’s Penis: This Is a Guy ‘Telling Us What to Put in Our Bodies’
Kimmel Mocks RFK Jr.’s Story of Carving out a Raccoon’s Penis: This Is a Guy ‘Telling Us What to Put in Our Bodies’
‘Raccoon penis? Also J.D. Vance’s Secret Service code name’
Apr 17, 2026 12:35 AM
Ronny Chieng Mocks J.D. Vance’s Event: ‘Very Nice of TPUSA to Institute Covid Rules Six Years Too Late’
Ronny Chieng Mocks J.D. Vance’s Event: ‘Very Nice of TPUSA to Institute Covid Rules Six Years Too Late’
‘Just look at the packed crowd that came out to see him’
Apr 16, 2026 12:51 AM
Kimmel: Trump Continuing Attack on Pope Leo Doesn’t Help His ‘I’m Not the Anti-Christ Campaign’
Kimmel: Trump Continuing Attack on Pope Leo Doesn’t Help His ‘I’m Not the Anti-Christ Campaign’
‘Meanwhile, our Darthy Vader president is lashing out at the pope again’
Apr 16, 2026 12:08 AM
Kimmel: So Far, Trump Has Given 1,600 Pardons... ‘Maybe He Really Is Jesus’
Kimmel: So Far, Trump Has Given 1,600 Pardons... ‘Maybe He Really Is Jesus’
‘That must be every pedophile he knows’
Apr 15, 2026 4:14 AM
Jon Stewart Zooms in on the Patient of the Trump-Jesus Meme: ‘Am I OK?,’ ‘I Didn’t Realize I Reached Leper Territory’
Jon Stewart Zooms in on the Patient of the Trump-Jesus Meme: ‘Am I OK?,’ ‘I Didn’t Realize I Reached Leper Territory’
‘I know I don’t have the vigor and spunk of my MTV days... ‘
Apr 14, 2026 12:04 AM
Colbert Mocks Trumps ‘Total and Complete Victory’ Claim: ‘A Real Win-Win, in that Iran Won Twice?’
Colbert Mocks Trumps ‘Total and Complete Victory’ Claim: ‘A Real Win-Win, in that Iran Won Twice?’
‘As so often happens with ceasefires, we don’t really know what happened’
Apr 9, 2026 2:19 AM
Kimmel Shows a Video of an Orangutan Sticking His Penis to a Baby While Telling a Story of a Reporter Bringing a Kid to a Trump Interview
Kimmel Shows a Video of an Orangutan Sticking His Penis to a Baby While Telling a Story of a Reporter Bringing a Kid to a Trump Interview
Apr 8, 2026 1:09 AM
Kimmel: If Your Grandpa Suddenly Yells ‘Open the Strait You Crazy Bastards ... Praise Be to Allah’ You’d ‘Drive Him Straight to the Emergency Room’
Kimmel: If Your Grandpa Suddenly Yells ‘Open the Strait You Crazy Bastards ... Praise Be to Allah’ You’d ‘Drive Him Straight to the Emergency Room’
‘The whole family would be crying — but not the Trumps’
Apr 7, 2026 1:44 AM