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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Kimmel: How About America ‘Offer’ Trump $100 Billion ‘to Go Away’ Instead of Funding Iran War for $200 Billion
Kimmel: How About America ‘Offer’ Trump $100 Billion ‘to Go Away’ Instead of Funding Iran War for $200 Billion
‘He’d take it, right?’
Mar 20, 2026 3:25 AM
Colbert on Joe Kent’s Resignation: ‘So, the U.S. Is Going to War in the Middle East Without an Imminent Threat to Our Nation … Again?’
Colbert on Joe Kent’s Resignation: ‘So, the U.S. Is Going to War in the Middle East Without an Imminent Threat to Our Nation … Again?’
Mar 19, 2026 4:40 AM
Kimmel: Trump Calls Gavin Newsom ‘the POTUS’ and ‘He’s Worried About Newsom’s Learning Disabilities?’
Kimmel: Trump Calls Gavin Newsom ‘the POTUS’ and ‘He’s Worried About Newsom’s Learning Disabilities?’
‘Anyway, be best, everybody’
Mar 18, 2026 12:32 AM
Fallon Mocks Trump Claiming a Past President Wished It Was Him that Launched Iran War: A Conversation ‘in My Bathroom Mirror’
Fallon Mocks Trump Claiming a Past President Wished It Was Him that Launched Iran War: A Conversation ‘in My Bathroom Mirror’
‘Well, guys, today is day 17 of the war in Iran’
Mar 17, 2026 2:33 AM
Stewart: ‘Networks Have to Learn, You Better Not Lie and Give Misinformation About How this War Is Going... That’s Donald Trump’s Job’
Stewart: ‘Networks Have to Learn, You Better Not Lie and Give Misinformation About How this War Is Going... That’s Donald Trump’s Job’
‘He’s going to lose his president license!’
Mar 16, 2026 11:39 PM
Colbert on Trump Saying We’ll ‘Have to Assume We’re Gonna Have Incompetent’ Presidents: ‘He’s So Close to Getting It’
Colbert on Trump Saying We’ll ‘Have to Assume We’re Gonna Have Incompetent’ Presidents: ‘He’s So Close to Getting It’
‘Look, just for the sake of argument, we have to consider that someday, we might have the dumbest man alive as president’
Mar 13, 2026 3:47 AM
Colbert: ‘Somehow, President Businessman Didn’t See This All Coming’ with W.H. Saying It Was ‘Caught off Guard’ with Oil Price Surge
Colbert: ‘Somehow, President Businessman Didn’t See This All Coming’ with W.H. Saying It Was ‘Caught off Guard’ with Oil Price Surge
‘You were surprised that bombing the place the oil comes from makes the oil cost more?’
Mar 12, 2026 3:26 AM
Colbert: Trump Claims Iran War ‘Is Over But Somehow Still Going, It’s a Military Strategy Known as ‘Grey’s Anatomy’’
Colbert: Trump Claims Iran War ‘Is Over But Somehow Still Going, It’s a Military Strategy Known as ‘Grey’s Anatomy’’
‘Trump kept trying to have it both ways’
Mar 11, 2026 3:30 AM
Colbert Mocks Various Goals Given for Iran War: ‘Is it Changing the Name to Trump’s Iran-a-Lago?’
Colbert Mocks Various Goals Given for Iran War: ‘Is it Changing the Name to Trump’s Iran-a-Lago?’
‘It is day 10 of the Iran war and we are not any closer to finding out with goal is’
Mar 10, 2026 4:51 AM
Kimmel: ‘We Wish Kristi [Noem] Luck in Her Brand New Completely Made up Job’
Kimmel: ‘We Wish Kristi [Noem] Luck in Her Brand New Completely Made up Job’
‘Kristi Noem will be moving to be special envoy for the Shield of the Americas’
Mar 6, 2026 4:07 AM
Colbert: ‘In Honor of this Administration, I Went into this [Monologue] Without a Plan’
Colbert: ‘In Honor of this Administration, I Went into this [Monologue] Without a Plan’
‘It’s a war that got a thesaurus for Christmas’
Mar 5, 2026 3:31 AM
Colbert on Trump’s Lack of Planning to Evacuate Americans in the Middle East: Should ‘They Just Wander Around the Desert?’
Colbert on Trump’s Lack of Planning to Evacuate Americans in the Middle East: Should ‘They Just Wander Around the Desert?’
‘We all know why that took Moses 40 years’
Mar 4, 2026 4:27 AM
Colbert: Fun Fact — ‘Epic Fury’ Is an Anagram of ‘Forget Epstein’
Colbert: Fun Fact — ‘Epic Fury’ Is an Anagram of ‘Forget Epstein’
‘We now face an unpredictable and unstable situation’
Mar 3, 2026 2:54 AM
Kimmel: Of All the People Mixed up in the Epstein Files — Musk, Bill Gates, Lutnick — They Drag Hillary Clinton out of the Woods
Kimmel: Of All the People Mixed up in the Epstein Files — Musk, Bill Gates, Lutnick — They Drag Hillary Clinton out of the Woods
‘But why not harass the woman while you have the chance?’
Feb 27, 2026 2:31 AM
Kimmel: ‘Here’s the Real State of the Union ... He’s Coming for Our Right to Vote, Protecting the Pedophiles... ‘
Kimmel: ‘Here’s the Real State of the Union ... He’s Coming for Our Right to Vote, Protecting the Pedophiles... ‘
‘He’s lining the pockets of billionaires’
Feb 25, 2026 3:13 AM
Stewart: Trump’s Plan to Force Iran into a New Nuclear Deal After Pulling out from a Previous One Is Like ‘Eating Your Own A**hole’
Stewart: Trump’s Plan to Force Iran into a New Nuclear Deal After Pulling out from a Previous One Is Like ‘Eating Your Own A**hole’
‘It’s all in chapter nine of ‘Art of the Deal’’
Feb 24, 2026 3:30 AM
Stewart Mocks Kash Patel’s Celebration with USA Hockey Team: Is He a ‘Make-a-Wish?’ There Is Currently No Cure for ‘Crazy Eyes’
Stewart Mocks Kash Patel’s Celebration with USA Hockey Team: Is He a ‘Make-a-Wish?’ There Is Currently No Cure for ‘Crazy Eyes’
‘and why are they putting a medal on FBI Director Kash Patel?’
Feb 24, 2026 1:38 AM
Colbert: Instead of Passing Resolutions, The Board of Peace Is Passing ‘Greasy Bags of Money to Donald Trump’
Colbert: Instead of Passing Resolutions, The Board of Peace Is Passing ‘Greasy Bags of Money to Donald Trump’
‘So, the Board of Peace works like a strip club’
Feb 20, 2026 3:07 AM
Colbert Mocks Trump’s Polls: ‘He Got One Star on Yelp’
Colbert Mocks Trump’s Polls: ‘He Got One Star on Yelp’
‘And a frowny face outside the men’s bathroom at LaGuardia’
Feb 19, 2026 4:36 AM
Colbert Mocks Eric Swalwell’s Erotic Poetry from College Talking About ‘Exploding Veins:’ ‘I Have Been Kissing Wrong’
Colbert Mocks Eric Swalwell’s Erotic Poetry from College Talking About ‘Exploding Veins:’ ‘I Have Been Kissing Wrong’
‘Two partners meeting atop a hotel before having ‘formless and magnificent’ sex’
Feb 18, 2026 4:03 AM