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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Fallon: The U.S. Military Is ‘Getting Desperate’ for Asking for ‘Unconventional Ideas’ to End Iran War
Fallon: The U.S. Military Is ‘Getting Desperate’ for Asking for ‘Unconventional Ideas’ to End Iran War
‘If you want to win a war, you need to think outside the box’
Aug 5, 2026 3:13 AM
Fallon: America ‘Might Be Asking Too Much of Trump to Reopen the Strait of Hormuz When He Can’t Even Reopen the Pool in His Backyard’
Fallon: America ‘Might Be Asking Too Much of Trump to Reopen the Strait of Hormuz When He Can’t Even Reopen the Pool in His Backyard’
‘You know what I’m saying?’
Aug 4, 2026 2:57 AM
Jordan Klepper: Making Public Health a Partisan Issue Is Why America Is Losing the Diarrhea War to Lettuce
Jordan Klepper: Making Public Health a Partisan Issue Is Why America Is Losing the Diarrhea War to Lettuce
‘How about instead of looking for partisan scapegoats for the last pandemic... ‘
Jul 31, 2026 4:04 AM
Klepper Mocks Lindsey Graham’s Eulogy Dedicated to ‘A** Kissing’ Trump: ‘A Perpetual Motion Machine of Chapped Lips and Lubricated Cheeks’
Klepper Mocks Lindsey Graham’s Eulogy Dedicated to ‘A** Kissing’ Trump: ‘A Perpetual Motion Machine of Chapped Lips and Lubricated Cheeks’
‘And maybe you know what, in some ways sucking up to Trump is just the best way to honor how Lindsey Graham lived his life’
Jul 30, 2026 1:30 AM
Jordan Klepper: Why Does the ‘Pedophile Protector’ Heckle Keep on Happening in Michigan?
Jordan Klepper: Why Does the ‘Pedophile Protector’ Heckle Keep on Happening in Michigan?
‘Is it something in the water?’
Jul 29, 2026 3:06 AM
Desi Lydic Mocks Trump’s Ability to Capture His Audience: People in Georgia Were ‘Bored,’ ‘Yawning,’ and on Their Phones Playing Roblox
Desi Lydic Mocks Trump’s Ability to Capture His Audience: People in Georgia Were ‘Bored,’ ‘Yawning,’ and on Their Phones Playing Roblox
‘You got to win this crowd back! ‘
Jul 24, 2026 3:17 AM
Desi Lydic Mocks Conservative Media Scrambling to Justify Prolonged Iran War: ‘81 Days, That’s Nothing, Especially if You Call it 41 Days’
Desi Lydic Mocks Conservative Media Scrambling to Justify Prolonged Iran War: ‘81 Days, That’s Nothing, Especially if You Call it 41 Days’
‘Four months and 21 days, how is that for a ‘forever war?’’
Jul 23, 2026 3:35 AM
Desi Lydic: Is America Sure it Wants to Set a Precedent for Paying for Pollution?
Desi Lydic: Is America Sure it Wants to Set a Precedent for Paying for Pollution?
‘I will say, the one interesting thing about the wildfires was seeing Trump almost come to a realization’
Jul 22, 2026 3:36 AM
Jon Stewart Cues Videos of Trump Officials Promising the Golden Age’ Since the Presidency Started: ‘That Is a Long Lift Off’
Jon Stewart Cues Videos of Trump Officials Promising the Golden Age’ Since the Presidency Started: ‘That Is a Long Lift Off’
‘Generally, a liftoff is ‘Ten, nine, eight,’ not ‘January, February, March’
Jul 21, 2026 4:44 AM
Fallon: ‘If Trump Fell Asleep at a Knicks Game, There’s No Way He’s Making it Through a Soccer Match’
Fallon: ‘If Trump Fell Asleep at a Knicks Game, There’s No Way He’s Making it Through a Soccer Match’
‘Give me a break’
Jul 17, 2026 4:26 AM
Jimmy Fallon Mocks Mitch McConnell’s Proof of Life Photo in ‘67 Million-Year-Old Fossil’ Bit
Jimmy Fallon Mocks Mitch McConnell’s Proof of Life Photo in ‘67 Million-Year-Old Fossil’ Bit
‘Don’t do it, Jimmy’
Jul 15, 2026 2:14 AM
Jon Stewart: Donald Trump Has Quickly Moved to the ‘Sixth’ Stage of Grief over Lindsey Graham — ‘F*ck That Guy’
Jon Stewart: Donald Trump Has Quickly Moved to the ‘Sixth’ Stage of Grief over Lindsey Graham — ‘F*ck That Guy’
‘By the way, takes a lot of balls for Donald Trump to gently roast someone for yapping too much’
Jul 14, 2026 2:31 AM
Ronny Chieng: ‘We’re Losing the War with Iran So Bad, It Converted Japan to Islam’
Ronny Chieng: ‘We’re Losing the War with Iran So Bad, It Converted Japan to Islam’
‘I know it sounds stupid when Trump says it’
Jul 9, 2026 4:00 AM
Ronny Chieng: Before America Invades Greenland, Can We Triple-Check if They Control Some Vital Chokepoint?
Ronny Chieng: Before America Invades Greenland, Can We Triple-Check if They Control Some Vital Chokepoint?
‘I don’t want to find out that all the world’s oxygen comes from some volcano in Nuuk’
Jul 9, 2026 3:52 AM
Ronny Chieng Mocks Mitch McConnell’s Medical Condition: ‘The Skydiver Is Fine, Not Like, Mitch McConnell Fine’
Ronny Chieng Mocks Mitch McConnell’s Medical Condition: ‘The Skydiver Is Fine, Not Like, Mitch McConnell Fine’
‘He can’t wait to get back’
Jul 8, 2026 1:03 AM
Tiffany Haddish: Trump’s Role in Reversing Suspension of Black U.S. Football Player Shows Growth — ‘I’m So Proud of Him’
Tiffany Haddish: Trump’s Role in Reversing Suspension of Black U.S. Football Player Shows Growth — ‘I’m So Proud of Him’
‘It’s the first time he ever defended a black person’
Jul 7, 2026 12:39 AM
Fallon: The America 250 State Fair Features the ‘Trump Approval Rating Rollercoaster,’ with the ‘Biggest Drop in History’
Fallon: The America 250 State Fair Features the ‘Trump Approval Rating Rollercoaster,’ with the ‘Biggest Drop in History’
Jun 26, 2026 3:31 AM
Fallon: Foods Found in Trump’s Rally Included Those that Were Found During His Colonoscopy
Fallon: Foods Found in Trump’s Rally Included Those that Were Found During His Colonoscopy
‘There’s funnel cake, there’s corn dogs, Turkey legs, and lots of other foods found during Trump’s colonoscopy’
Jun 25, 2026 4:27 AM
The Daily Show: Now I Want Trump to Build the Ballroom ‘To See How Bad it Turns Out’
The Daily Show: Now I Want Trump to Build the Ballroom ‘To See How Bad it Turns Out’
‘I bet it disintegrates at the first cha-cha slide’
Jun 24, 2026 3:47 AM
Jon Stewart: ‘We Went to War with Iran to Force Them to Take Money to Buy Our Crops... Win-Win’
Jon Stewart: ‘We Went to War with Iran to Force Them to Take Money to Buy Our Crops... Win-Win’
‘How did no other president have the foresight to bomb a country into a crop-buying spree?’
Jun 23, 2026 3:28 AM