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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Colbert Mocks Eric Swalwell’s Erotic Poetry from College Talking About ‘Exploding Veins:’ ‘I Have Been Kissing Wrong’
Colbert Mocks Eric Swalwell’s Erotic Poetry from College Talking About ‘Exploding Veins:’ ‘I Have Been Kissing Wrong’
‘Two partners meeting atop a hotel before having ‘formless and magnificent’ sex’
Feb 18, 2026 3:03 AM
Colbert Mocks Allegation of Noem-Lewandowski Affair: ‘Avoid Doggy-Style’
Colbert Mocks Allegation of Noem-Lewandowski Affair: ‘Avoid Doggy-Style’
‘Especially near the gravel pit’
Feb 17, 2026 2:05 AM
Kimmel Mocks Pam Bondi’s Binder of Notes that Exposed DoJ Tracking: ‘A Delicate Balance Between Stupid and Evil’
Kimmel Mocks Pam Bondi’s Binder of Notes that Exposed DoJ Tracking: ‘A Delicate Balance Between Stupid and Evil’
‘Then, they’re so dumb, they printed it out’
Feb 13, 2026 3:29 AM
Kimmel to Pam Bondi: ‘That’s Right, He’s [Trump] Is So Transparent, You Had to Black out His Name Like a Thousand Times’
Kimmel to Pam Bondi: ‘That’s Right, He’s [Trump] Is So Transparent, You Had to Black out His Name Like a Thousand Times’
‘You’re all so caught up with pedophilia, you’re not even thinking about your IRA’s!’
Feb 12, 2026 1:50 AM
The Daily Show Calls Howard Lutnick ‘Father of the Year’ for Bringing Family to Epstein Island
The Daily Show Calls Howard Lutnick ‘Father of the Year’ for Bringing Family to Epstein Island
‘Hey, back off, I left with all my kids, okay?’
Feb 11, 2026 1:39 AM
Jon Stewart: ‘When Did the Right Become Such F*ckin’ P*ssies?’
Jon Stewart: ‘When Did the Right Become Such F*ckin’ P*ssies?’
‘Remember what you hated about liberals?’
Feb 10, 2026 3:19 AM
Kimmel Mocks Trump’s Program to Lower Drug Prescription Prices: ‘He Promised to Build a Wall, Instead He Built a Walgreens’
Kimmel Mocks Trump’s Program to Lower Drug Prescription Prices: ‘He Promised to Build a Wall, Instead He Built a Walgreens’
‘According to Trump, his new site could lower the price of prescription drugs anywhere from 100 to a  million to 2,000 to 400%’
Feb 6, 2026 1:49 AM
Fallon: Trump Did CBS Interview on One Condition, He Could ‘Spin Chair’ Around Like ‘The Voice’ for Every Jeffrey Epstein Question
Fallon: Trump Did CBS Interview on One Condition, He Could ‘Spin Chair’ Around Like ‘The Voice’ for Every Jeffrey Epstein Question
‘Trump did the interview on one condition’
Feb 5, 2026 3:36 AM
Colbert Audience Celebrates News of Bad Bunny Performing at the Super Bowl and Exclusively Using Spanish at the Performance
Colbert Audience Celebrates News of Bad Bunny Performing at the Super Bowl and Exclusively Using Spanish at the Performance
‘I’ve been practicing my Spanish on my Duolingo’
Feb 4, 2026 2:31 AM
Kimmel on Trump Mentioning Him in New Beef with Trevor Noah: ‘Boy, I Really Got up His A**’
Kimmel on Trump Mentioning Him in New Beef with Trevor Noah: ‘Boy, I Really Got up His A**’
‘I was at home last night minding my own business’
Feb 3, 2026 3:46 AM
Don Lemon: ‘Prosecutors Can Pretty Much Say What They Want with Impunity’
Don Lemon: ‘Prosecutors Can Pretty Much Say What They Want with Impunity’
‘And they don’t face any sort of consequence’
Feb 3, 2026 3:29 AM
Colbert: $75 Million Jeff Bezos Spent for ‘Melania’ Movie Might’ve Helped the 16,000 Employees Amazon Laid Off
Colbert: $75 Million Jeff Bezos Spent for ‘Melania’ Movie Might’ve Helped the 16,000 Employees Amazon Laid Off
‘The revolution will start in two business days’
Jan 30, 2026 3:29 AM
The Daily Show Mocks John Berman’s Hand-Written Flow Chart: ‘I Don’t Want to Say that CNN Is Struggling Financially... ‘
The Daily Show Mocks John Berman’s Hand-Written Flow Chart: ‘I Don’t Want to Say that CNN Is Struggling Financially... ‘
‘But this is the channel that used to talk to holograms of Will.I.Am’
Jan 29, 2026 1:18 AM
Colbert: ‘Trump Knows Better than Anybody, If You Don’t Un-F*ck Quick Enough, You Could End up with an Eric’
Colbert: ‘Trump Knows Better than Anybody, If You Don’t Un-F*ck Quick Enough, You Could End up with an Eric’
‘I’m sorry to use bad words like ‘Eric’’
Jan 28, 2026 2:52 AM
Colbert: ‘I Think We Can All Agree — F*ck ICE’
Colbert: ‘I Think We Can All Agree — F*ck ICE’
‘I want to thank everyone here who stood outside in the cold today before you came in’
Jan 27, 2026 2:42 AM
Colbert on Trump Avoiding War with Greenland Deal: ‘The Problem that We Never Had Until He Created It’
Colbert on Trump Avoiding War with Greenland Deal: ‘The Problem that We Never Had Until He Created It’
‘You hear that, everybody?’
Jan 23, 2026 2:43 AM
Kimmel: ‘I Would Argue the Politics Is All Comedy Now’
Kimmel: ‘I Would Argue the Politics Is All Comedy Now’
‘We didn’t go to them, they came to us’
Jan 22, 2026 2:23 AM
Kimmel Announces Another Looming FCC Threat: ‘I Might Need Your Help Again’
Kimmel Announces Another Looming FCC Threat: ‘I Might Need Your Help Again’
‘The president took time from 6,000 miles away to continue his war on talk shows’
Jan 22, 2026 1:52 AM
Colbert: ‘Trump Didn’t Get the Nobel Peace Prize, So Now He’s Going to Ruin Peace’
Colbert: ‘Trump Didn’t Get the Nobel Peace Prize, So Now He’s Going to Ruin Peace’
‘Just give him whatever he wants’
Jan 21, 2026 2:39 AM
Fallon: Maria Machado Offering Trump Her Nobel Prize Is the Same Reason His Doctors Let Him Eat Fries Inside the MRI
Fallon: Maria Machado Offering Trump Her Nobel Prize Is the Same Reason His Doctors Let Him Eat Fries Inside the MRI
‘I mean, it’s not normal’
Jan 20, 2026 2:47 AM