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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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TDS’ Johnson Pokes Fun at Epstein Emails: ‘There Is No Way that This Dude [Trump] Is Looney Tunes Horny’
TDS’ Johnson Pokes Fun at Epstein Emails: ‘There Is No Way that This Dude [Trump] Is Looney Tunes Horny’
‘Also, I’m not saying Trump has a micro-penis’
Nov 14, 2025 1:49 AM
Colbert on Epstein Files: Blackmail Really only Works ‘If You’re Blackmailing Someone About Something that They Did’
Colbert on Epstein Files: Blackmail Really only Works ‘If You’re Blackmailing Someone About Something that They Did’
‘That’s why you never hear a mobster say ‘Give me $1,000 or everyone will find out that you donate the Meals-on-Wheels’’
Nov 13, 2025 3:24 AM
TDS’ Johnson on $2000 Rebate Check Plan: ‘Did Donald Trump Just Stupid Himself into Socialism?’
TDS’ Johnson on $2000 Rebate Check Plan: ‘Did Donald Trump Just Stupid Himself into Socialism?’
‘Let this play out and we’ll have free health care by Christmas’
Nov 12, 2025 1:26 AM
Colbert: The Shutdown May Have Been ‘Long and Painful’ for Millions of Americans ‘But at Least It Achieved Jack Squat’
Colbert: The Shutdown May Have Been ‘Long and Painful’ for Millions of Americans ‘But at Least It Achieved Jack Squat’
‘And we know why Jack is squatting’
Nov 11, 2025 3:30 AM
Colbert Mocks Trump Photo with Executive Who Fainted at the Oval Office: ‘Almost Everybody’ Rushed to Help Him
Colbert Mocks Trump Photo with Executive Who Fainted at the Oval Office: ‘Almost Everybody’ Rushed to Help Him
‘That picture is worth a thousand words, none of which I can say on CBS’
Nov 7, 2025 2:49 AM
Colbert Whispers to Tiffany Haddish About How to Evade Taxes, She Remarks ‘I’ll Call Trump’
Colbert Whispers to Tiffany Haddish About How to Evade Taxes, She Remarks ‘I’ll Call Trump’
‘You never pay for nothing’
Nov 6, 2025 2:25 AM
Colbert Jokes that Dick Cheney Camp Is Asking, ‘In Lieu of Flowers, Please Shoot a Friend in the Face’
Colbert Jokes that Dick Cheney Camp Is Asking, ‘In Lieu of Flowers, Please Shoot a Friend in the Face’
‘I think it’s clear that that’s a joke’
Nov 5, 2025 2:50 AM
Stewart: We Live in a ‘Bizarro World’ Where Trump Doesn’t Need ‘to Justify Random Foreign Aid’ or ‘Blatant Crypto Corruption’
Stewart: We Live in a ‘Bizarro World’ Where Trump Doesn’t Need ‘to Justify Random Foreign Aid’ or ‘Blatant Crypto Corruption’
‘How nice for Argentina — If only our president had an in with Donald Trump’
Nov 4, 2025 2:03 AM
Colbert Mocks Trump Posting ‘South Carerdddd’: ‘I Spy a Cognitive’
Colbert Mocks Trump Posting ‘South Carerdddd’: ‘I Spy a Cognitive’
‘He gave us an update on his crucial diplomatic mission last night’
Oct 31, 2025 4:18 AM
Colbert on Trump Restoring Pre-Tariffs Status Quo with China: ‘The Art of the Carerdddd’
Colbert on Trump Restoring Pre-Tariffs Status Quo with China: ‘The Art of the Carerdddd’
‘I know that sounds like madness’
Oct 31, 2025 1:41 AM
TDS’ Lydic: MTG’s Resistance to Epstein Files, Gov’t Shutdown, Tariffs Are ‘Testament’ to Trump Admin’s ‘Incompetence’
TDS’ Lydic: MTG’s Resistance to Epstein Files, Gov’t Shutdown, Tariffs Are ‘Testament’ to Trump Admin’s ‘Incompetence’
‘Am I agreeing with Marjorie Taylor Greene?’
Oct 31, 2025 1:36 AM
Charlamagne tha God: Schumer and Jeffries Should Be Primaried, America ‘Has All this Ass’ and They ‘Can’t Hit it Right’
Charlamagne tha God: Schumer and Jeffries Should Be Primaried, America ‘Has All this Ass’ and They ‘Can’t Hit it Right’
‘Because in America right now, our political energy is like a fat ass’
Oct 30, 2025 4:52 AM
Jasmine Crockett Does a Mental Aptitude Test on Jimmy Kimmel: ‘It Looks Like an Elephant?’
Jasmine Crockett Does a Mental Aptitude Test on Jimmy Kimmel: ‘It Looks Like an Elephant?’
[Kimmel] ‘Can you name this animal?’
Oct 30, 2025 4:38 AM
Colbert Jokes Trump’s MRI Shows the Epstein Files Are Inside His Stomach
Colbert Jokes Trump’s MRI Shows the Epstein Files Are Inside His Stomach
‘That’s where they were!’
Oct 29, 2025 2:40 AM
Jon Stewart on 2028, East Wing Project: Trump’s ‘Not a House-Flipper ... He’s in it for the Long Haul’
Jon Stewart on 2028, East Wing Project: Trump’s ‘Not a House-Flipper ... He’s in it for the Long Haul’
‘And truth is, indications are very clear he’s going to do it’
Oct 28, 2025 2:41 AM
The Daily Show: East Wing Demolition Is a ‘Reminder to Never Listen to What Trump Says, Instead, Look at What He Does’
The Daily Show: East Wing Demolition Is a ‘Reminder to Never Listen to What Trump Says, Instead, Look at What He Does’
‘He does blow up boats without any due process’
Oct 24, 2025 2:07 AM
Colbert on Trump Suing Doj for $230 Million: ‘I Think They Call it the Circle of Jerk’
Colbert on Trump Suing Doj for $230 Million: ‘I Think They Call it the Circle of Jerk’
‘Is that what they call it?’
Oct 23, 2025 2:22 AM
Colbert: Nine Months in, Trump’s Bringing ‘Hulk Smash’ to the W.H., ‘Last Time it Took Him Four Years’
Colbert: Nine Months in, Trump’s Bringing ‘Hulk Smash’ to the W.H., ‘Last Time it Took Him Four Years’
‘That is it, we are not giving him the security deposit back’
Oct 22, 2025 3:06 AM
Sanders: There’s ‘Boldness’ by Trump in Using Power in a Way We Haven’t Seen Before, I Hope it ‘Awakens’ the Dems
Sanders: There’s ‘Boldness’ by Trump in Using Power in a Way We Haven’t Seen Before, I Hope it ‘Awakens’ the Dems
[Stewart] ‘Does that change the calculus now for Democrats to govern with more balls?’
Oct 21, 2025 1:17 AM
Kimmel: Nobody Has Ended Wars Except Trump, ‘All the Other Wars Ended Mysteriously by Themselves’
Kimmel: Nobody Has Ended Wars Except Trump, ‘All the Other Wars Ended Mysteriously by Themselves’
‘And that kids is why it’s so important to never learn anything’
Oct 17, 2025 2:52 AM