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Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

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Fallon: Trump’s Teleprompter Said ‘Hold for Booing’ After Saying High Gas Prices Are a ‘Very Inexpensive Price to Pay’ for Iran War
Fallon: Trump’s Teleprompter Said ‘Hold for Booing’ After Saying High Gas Prices Are a ‘Very Inexpensive Price to Pay’ for Iran War
‘Meanwhile, I read that Trump said that he has talked to Iran directly’
Sep 18, 2026 3:34 AM
Kimmel: ‘Kitty and Jose Menendez Did a Better Job of Parenting Their Boys than Trump Has Running This Country’
Kimmel: ‘Kitty and Jose Menendez Did a Better Job of Parenting Their Boys than Trump Has Running This Country’
‘Has anyone ever done a worse job with anything?’
Sep 17, 2026 4:17 AM
Kimmel: You’d Think Trump Would Take A.I. Seriously for the Future of His Children — ‘and Then You Remember His Oldest Son Is Don Jr.’
Kimmel: You’d Think Trump Would Take A.I. Seriously for the Future of His Children — ‘and Then You Remember His Oldest Son Is Don Jr.’
‘The only thing he knows how to use it for is to be Jesus, the Green Lantern, and Hulk Hogan at the same time’
Sep 16, 2026 3:16 AM
Josh Johnson: Trump’s A.I. Knowledge Is Like ‘if the Mayor from ‘Jaws’ Didn’t Know What Sharks Were’
Josh Johnson: Trump’s A.I. Knowledge Is Like ‘if the Mayor from ‘Jaws’ Didn’t Know What Sharks Were’
‘Did this man just compare AI to the radio?’
Sep 16, 2026 2:05 AM
Fallon on Trump Believing a ‘Strong,’ ‘High IQ’ President Can Be the Guardrail for A.I.: ‘Well, I Feel Better’
Fallon on Trump Believing a ‘Strong,’ ‘High IQ’ President Can Be the Guardrail for A.I.: ‘Well, I Feel Better’
‘Today, President Trump dismissed concerns over A.I.’
Sep 15, 2026 4:04 AM
Fallon on Critics Calling Trump’s $5,000 Divided a Bribe: In His Defense, Trump’s ‘Never Going to Pay Us’
Fallon on Critics Calling Trump’s $5,000 Divided a Bribe: In His Defense, Trump’s ‘Never Going to Pay Us’
‘$5,000 for everyone — the only catch is the money must be spent at the Mar-a-Lago gift shop’
Sep 11, 2026 3:24 AM
Kimmel: It’s Easy for Trump to Tell Audience Not to Go to the Bathroom Because He’s ‘the Only One Wearing the Diaper’
Kimmel: It’s Easy for Trump to Tell Audience Not to Go to the Bathroom Because He’s ‘the Only One Wearing the Diaper’
‘Easy for you to say’
Sep 11, 2026 1:28 AM
Fallon Mocks Air Force One Qatari Jet’s Deployment of Emergency Slide: ‘Once Again, Trump Is Causing More Inflation’
Fallon Mocks Air Force One Qatari Jet’s Deployment of Emergency Slide: ‘Once Again, Trump Is Causing More Inflation’
‘Trump’s flight to the midterm convention was halted’
Sep 10, 2026 3:25 AM
Jon Stewart: Natalie Harp Is the Aide in Charge of Giving Trump the Blue Pill
Jon Stewart: Natalie Harp Is the Aide in Charge of Giving Trump the Blue Pill
‘She is the filter to all of the information directly fed into Donald Trump’s psyche’
Sep 9, 2026 1:17 AM
Jelly Roll: ‘I Didn’t Do this for the Check … Jimmy Kimmel Is Cheap as Hell’
Jelly Roll: ‘I Didn’t Do this for the Check … Jimmy Kimmel Is Cheap as Hell’
‘I’m [bleep] rich, y’all’
Aug 28, 2026 4:14 AM
Jelly Roll Continues Mocking Trump’s Weight: ‘Wouldn’t It Be Nice to See Trump Lose Something Besides the War, His Popularity, and His Marbles?’
Jelly Roll Continues Mocking Trump’s Weight: ‘Wouldn’t It Be Nice to See Trump Lose Something Besides the War, His Popularity, and His Marbles?’
‘With a little hard work, one day your waistline will be just as thin as your skin’
Aug 27, 2026 4:46 AM
Jelly Roll: Any U.S. President Should Be Able to Handle Jokes, Gas Prices, Health Care and the Occasional Int’l Conflict
Jelly Roll: Any U.S. President Should Be Able to Handle Jokes, Gas Prices, Health Care and the Occasional Int’l Conflict
‘Some folks online were upset that I didn’t treat the president with reverence and dignity’
Aug 26, 2026 4:26 AM
Rosie O’Donnell Thanks All Her Late Night Viewers ‘Especially the Hungry, Hungry Hypocrite in the W.H.’
Rosie O’Donnell Thanks All Her Late Night Viewers ‘Especially the Hungry, Hungry Hypocrite in the W.H.’
‘It’s kind of weird to think he spent more nights with me this week than Melania’
Aug 21, 2026 3:23 AM
Rosie O’Donnell Tells Trump: ‘Time to Hang up Your Wig and Let Natalie Tuck You In’
Rosie O’Donnell Tells Trump: ‘Time to Hang up Your Wig and Let Natalie Tuck You In’
‘Time to go nighty-night’
Aug 20, 2026 1:17 AM
Rosie O’Donnell Thanks Trump: ‘You Brought Me Back, Just Like You Did with Fascism and the Measles’
Rosie O’Donnell Thanks Trump: ‘You Brought Me Back, Just Like You Did with Fascism and the Measles’
‘I’m back in the spotlight, all thanks to President Oompa J. Loompa’
Aug 19, 2026 3:03 AM
Fallon Makes List of Bizarre Iran War Plans After Trump’s Plan to Declare the Strait of Hormuz a U.S. Territory: ‘I Hit Iran with an Uno Reverse Card’
Fallon Makes List of Bizarre Iran War Plans After Trump’s Plan to Declare the Strait of Hormuz a U.S. Territory: ‘I Hit Iran with an Uno Reverse Card’
‘A lot of people are saying that plan makes no sense’
Aug 18, 2026 2:24 AM
Rosie O’Donnell to Trump: ‘Hi, I Know You’re Watching’
Rosie O’Donnell to Trump: ‘Hi, I Know You’re Watching’
‘I’m being forced to move to another country because the president of the United States hates my mother’
Aug 18, 2026 12:38 AM
Anthony Anderson: To Make Billions in One Day, You Have ‘to Get Elected President and Sell Crypto’
Anthony Anderson: To Make Billions in One Day, You Have ‘to Get Elected President and Sell Crypto’
‘I believe that if you want to make billions in one day, you have to do it the old-fashioned way’
Aug 13, 2026 3:54 AM
Anthony Anderson Questions How Idaho Is the Best State to Live In: ‘How Are We Getting Beat by a Bunch of F[bleep] Potatoes?’
Anthony Anderson Questions How Idaho Is the Best State to Live In: ‘How Are We Getting Beat by a Bunch of F[bleep] Potatoes?’
‘But California has Disneyland, Malibu, and the Kardashians’
Aug 12, 2026 2:53 AM
Jasmine Crockett on Mitch McConnell: ‘I’m Going with Dead’
Jasmine Crockett on Mitch McConnell: ‘I’m Going with Dead’
‘Mitch McConnell, dead or alive?’
Aug 11, 2026 2:55 AM