EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “As part of their new image the Taliban are promising Afghanistan’s women: “Trust us we’ve changed.” Also, they promise no reprisal killings. That’s not really comforting when you have to guarantee that. It reminds me of Taco Bell’s ad for the Gordita Crunch Wrap. “This time, we promise, it’s meat.” Anyone with a shred of a soul feels for the Afghan people. So naturally, that excludes Fox News host, and dead-eyed Lego man, Sean Hannity. On his radio show yesterday, Hannity tastefully used the situation in Afghanistan as a point of departure to what to him was clearly a more important subject.”