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COLBERT: “In the new tell-all from Bob Woodward and Robert Costa, "Peril," turns out two days after the January 6 insurrection, Joint Chief Chairman Mark Milley feared the former president would launch a nuclear war. That is a bombshell revelation. A bombshell about a bombshell that could bring about the “Revelation.” But going nuclear makes sense for the former president, after all, he is a fat man who acts like a little boy. True story. True story. Apparently, General Milley, the then president has gone into a serious mental decline in the aftermath of the election. That is pretty frightening, not surprising. We all know the former president has problems with declines.”