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Joseph Diaz

Joseph Diaz

Joseph is a graduate of industrial engineering in Ateneo de Davao University in Davao City, Philippines. He has been in the outsourcing industry for almost 10 years. He is also a part-time real estate broker and blogs about the local music scene and events in the city.

Stewart: ‘Trump’s Going to Take a $400 Million Jet from People He Would Expel from Columbia University’
Stewart: ‘Trump’s Going to Take a $400 Million Jet from People He Would Expel from Columbia University’
‘They’re not suspect like Canada — who are working to undermine us, like all of our other democratic allies in Europe’
May 13, 2025 3:41 AM
TDS’ Lydic: The Church Is So Conservative on Gay Issues But Then They ‘Let Their Leaders Choose a Drag Name’
TDS’ Lydic: The Church Is So Conservative on Gay Issues But Then They ‘Let Their Leaders Choose a Drag Name’
‘You’re going to look so fierce!’
May 9, 2025 3:13 AM
Kimmel on Trump Teasing a ‘Big Announcement:’ ‘Do You Think He’s Announcing His Actual Weight?’
Kimmel on Trump Teasing a ‘Big Announcement:’ ‘Do You Think He’s Announcing His Actual Weight?’
‘Why is the president teasing us like he’s Ryan Seacrest about to go to a commercial break?’
May 8, 2025 3:39 AM
Kimmel: I Wonder if Trump Realizes that the ‘Reason We Need a Mental Health Month Is Because of Him’
Kimmel: I Wonder if Trump Realizes that the ‘Reason We Need a Mental Health Month Is Because of Him’
‘It’s so nice to have a president who takes a full minute to sign his own name on piece of paper’
May 7, 2025 3:21 AM
Jon Stewart: If a Democrat ‘Hinted at Toy Rationing’ ... There’d Be a ‘Full Week of Fox Special Reports of the Sobbing Children of Socialist America’
Jon Stewart: If a Democrat ‘Hinted at Toy Rationing’ ... There’d Be a ‘Full Week of Fox Special Reports of the Sobbing Children of Socialist America’
‘Here’s the truth’
May 6, 2025 1:20 AM
TDS’ Kosta on W.H. Spox Claiming Trump Has Already Saved 119 Million Lives from Fentanyl: ‘Are You on the Fent?’
TDS’ Kosta on W.H. Spox Claiming Trump Has Already Saved 119 Million Lives from Fentanyl: ‘Are You on the Fent?’
‘Because you sound high as f[bleep] right now’
May 2, 2025 2:47 AM
Colbert on Trump Blaming Biden for Stock Market Plunge: ‘It’s ‘Freaky Friday’ Rules’
Colbert on Trump Blaming Biden for Stock Market Plunge: ‘It’s ‘Freaky Friday’ Rules’
‘But when Biden was president and the market was good... ‘
May 1, 2025 3:13 AM
Colbert: Appropriate to Compare Trump to FDR’s 100 Days Because He’s ‘Well on His Way to Bringing Back Polio’
Colbert: Appropriate to Compare Trump to FDR’s 100 Days Because He’s ‘Well on His Way to Bringing Back Polio’
‘And the whole 100 days thing started back in 1933’
Apr 30, 2025 2:39 AM
Jon Stewart to Trump: ‘You Are Not the Keeper of Our Pot of Gold, You Are a Temporary Leprechaun’
Jon Stewart to Trump: ‘You Are Not the Keeper of Our Pot of Gold, You Are a Temporary Leprechaun’
‘Trump is so arrogant, he thinks the leverage is his’
Apr 29, 2025 1:28 AM
Kimmel: What Elon Musk Needs to Do Is Sell Tesla to ‘Someone More Likeable, Like Chlamydia or AIDS’
Kimmel: What Elon Musk Needs to Do Is Sell Tesla to ‘Someone More Likeable, Like Chlamydia or AIDS’
‘Him being back is not going to make it better’
Apr 24, 2025 3:07 AM
Jasmine Crockett on If MTG Is Still the ‘Dumbest Person in Congress:’ ‘She’s Still Winning, Honey’
Jasmine Crockett on If MTG Is Still the ‘Dumbest Person in Congress:’ ‘She’s Still Winning, Honey’
[Kimmel] ‘Or has that crown been taken from her?’
Apr 23, 2025 3:06 AM
Ronny Chieng: RFK Jr.’s Study on Cause of Autism Is ‘More Rigged than a Golf Championship at Mar-a-Lago’
Ronny Chieng: RFK Jr.’s Study on Cause of Autism Is ‘More Rigged than a Golf Championship at Mar-a-Lago’
‘Just look at who he hired to do the research’
Apr 18, 2025 2:56 AM
Ronny Chieng on China Offering ‘Cheap Everything’ on TikTok: ‘Luckily, for China, We All Have a Chinese Propaganda App on Our Phones’
Ronny Chieng on China Offering ‘Cheap Everything’ on TikTok: ‘Luckily, for China, We All Have a Chinese Propaganda App on Our Phones’
‘But as drastic as some of these trade policies are, they are nothing compared to the awesome power of Chinese propaganda’
Apr 17, 2025 2:31 AM
Ronny Chieng: Deported Gang Member Is the ‘Worst Terrorist,’ ‘Hasn’t Done Any Terrorism’ for 14 Years
Ronny Chieng: Deported Gang Member Is the ‘Worst Terrorist,’ ‘Hasn’t Done Any Terrorism’ for 14 Years
‘So, maybe Trump is right, maybe immigrants really are lazy’
Apr 16, 2025 4:27 AM
Stewart on Deporting American Citizens: ‘I Think the Hosts of ‘The View’ Are About to Get ‘Administratively Errored’
Stewart on Deporting American Citizens: ‘I Think the Hosts of ‘The View’ Are About to Get ‘Administratively Errored’
‘I did not think he would get this authoritarian, this fast’
Apr 15, 2025 3:02 AM
TDS’ Lydic: ‘Is It Too Much to Ask for a President Who Is Not Hitler?’
TDS’ Lydic: ‘Is It Too Much to Ask for a President Who Is Not Hitler?’
‘Would you go up to Hitler and be like, ‘Why are you painting? You’ve got work to do!’’
Apr 11, 2025 3:40 AM
TDS’ Lydic: ‘I’m Starting to Think that ‘The Art of the Deal’ Is Art in the Way that Jackson Pollock Is Art’
TDS’ Lydic: ‘I’m Starting to Think that ‘The Art of the Deal’ Is Art in the Way that Jackson Pollock Is Art’
‘I have to pretend it’s genius and it’s going to cost millions of dollars’
Apr 10, 2025 2:07 AM
Colbert Mocks How Zimbabwe Became the First Country Caving to Tariffs: With GDP ‘Almost as Big’ as Poughkeepsie, NY
Colbert Mocks How Zimbabwe Became the First Country Caving to Tariffs: With GDP ‘Almost as Big’ as Poughkeepsie, NY
‘But guess what, buttercup, they’re working!’
Apr 9, 2025 2:16 AM
Jon Stewart: Trump’s ‘Economic Policy Has the Same Tagline as Season Three of ‘Squid Game’’
Jon Stewart: Trump’s ‘Economic Policy Has the Same Tagline as Season Three of ‘Squid Game’’
‘What are you doing?’
Apr 8, 2025 2:48 AM
Colbert: ‘Worst Day for Stock Market Since Covid, This Time, He’s [Trump] the Disease’
Colbert: ‘Worst Day for Stock Market Since Covid, This Time, He’s [Trump] the Disease’
‘Has anyone thought about injecting our money with bleach?’
Apr 4, 2025 3:02 AM
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