EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “Tomorrow is Thanksgiving. It’s a special time, when we gather with family and friends to share our gratitude through America’s traditional expression of love: the food coma. This year, your Thanksgiving might look a little different, because prices are up on almost everything from frozen pie crusts to pumpkin pie mix to a dozen dinner rolls. There goes my favorite dessert: a dozen dinner rolls. These high prices are caused by a variety of factors, including the war in Ukraine, high fuel prices. But the number one factor, according to experts, is Hunter Biden’s laptop.”