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Colbert: Is Mike Johnson Really Against Porn? Because He Sure Likes ‘Getting Spanked While Everyone Watches’

‘Holding a vote without knowing the vote count is a rookie mistake that Nancy Pelosi would never have made’
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COLBERT: “The actual target of this impeachment was actual Homeland Security Secretary and bald man in suit Alejandro Mayorkas. The vote was called by House Speaker and man in the commercial who has the confidence to shake hands again after taking Cialis, Mike Johnson. The GOP, you'll remember, has just a razor-thin majority in the House. So clearly, Speaker Johnson would bring this to the floor for a vote only if he knew with absolute certainty they had the votes to — and they lost. 
(Laughter)
Mike Johnson, are you definitely against porn? Because you sure like getting spanked while everyone watches.” 

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