EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “It’s been over a week now, right? Since Republicans ousted Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy in favor of their preferred leader. Madness. [Laughter] Yesterday, it seemed like the House GOP finally got their act together and nominated Louisiana Congressman and "Man in Mars atmosphere without a helmet," Steve Scalise. Huge, huge moment for Scalise, for about five minutes, when it became clear that he lacks the votes needed to win the gavel.”