EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “C’mon! ‘Exculpated?!’ Did you not hear the guy say ‘so the American people can understand it?’ Did your granddaughter give you a word-of-the-day calendar? C’mon! … Just use America talk, by which I mean emojis: Orange. Handcuffs.We need simple slogans… Wheaties: Breakfast of champions. Trump: The worst a man can get.”
(Via Mediaite)