RUSH TRANSCRIPT:
COLBERT: "Today, one of those four states, Ohio, canceled their election just hours before polls were set to open, then announced the primary was possibly postponed to June 2. Really, “possibly”? I want my elections to have a more definite plan than meeting my friends for brunch. Look, I understand postponing elections right now. It protects voters and poll workers. But we’ve gotta be careful, because we’ve been social distancing from American democracy for years. Someone should really check on her. She’s 244 years old."