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FALLON: “That’s right, Trump and the Republicans continue to struggle in the polls, and the midterm elections are now officially two weeks away. Yep, it’s 14 days ’til the election and 15 days ’til Trump claims it was rigged. So, that’s —
[Laughter] So you know. How does your family celebrate the midterms? Do you watch Trump melt down on election night or wait until the next morning?
[Laughter] Either way, it’s exciting. Either way. Meanwhile, ahead of the midterms, Trump’s approval rating just hit a record low.
[Laughter] Trump’s staffers were like, “this time of year, we prefer to think of it as fun size.” I think Trump is running out of ideas. First, he offered people $5,000. And today, he said, “if you vote Republican, you can be my press secretary.”
[Laughter] It’s five days at the White House. Why not? It’s a good — it’s fun. It’s a good gig.
[Cheers and applause] Why not?”
