JELLY ROLL: “According to “The Washington Post,” a lot of doctors are worried about the president’s weight. After his last physical, we found out Trump has gained 14 pounds, which means he is now tipping the scales at almost 240. That’s crazy. Think about this, y’all, in the last few years I’ve lost 300 pounds. [Cheers and applause] That means I’ve lost an entire Donald Trump. And let’s be honest, based on his approval ratings, it seems like most of the country wants to do the same thing.”