EXCERPT:
STEWART: “The only president to take the cognitive test. Let me ask you a question. Why do you think that is?
[Cheers and applause]
Why do you think that you are the only president that happens to? That for some reason, every time you go to the doctor, which is a lot, the doctor is always like, “Hey, while you’re here, if you could come over here and just explain very quickly, which one of these is the bear?” But I interrupted. I interrupted. Let’s hear more about this totally believable test you keep acing.”