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KIMMEL: "We are currently in the middle of what they’re calling a 'tripledemic,' which sounds like a new burger at Jack in the Box. Health officials say we need to act now to get vaccinated before it becomes a 'Tripledemic with cheese.' So, please, this thing could supersize. The 'tripledemic' is the flu, Covid, and RSV are all teaming up, like the 'Three Amigos of phlegm.' Doctors are urging Americans to ask your medical professional, or whichever NFL quarterback you trust, for preventive advice."