EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: "So, the one thing we know for sure is that Trump will not be paying for the construction himself. This is what he said about the ballroom, too. What is with all these projects? And not one of them finished! The east wing’s still a hole in the ground, the reflecting pool’s empty, the Kennedy Center closed. The arch is like a rectangle with construction tape around it. How about you finish one of the other stupid projects nobody needed first?
[Applause] This country, we are $41 trillion in debt. We don’t need a presidential retreat modeled after Camp David. We already have one of those. It’s called camp David."