EXCERPT:
KIMMEL: “Speaking of uncomfortable sex, today is Melania Trump’s birthday. Happy birthday, Melania. [Cheers and applause] According to America’s number one news source, “People” magazine, her husband, Donald, was expected to take part in his wife’s birthday festivities "if his schedule allowed." He’s very busy with the yelling and the golf. But he started the day with a couple of posts about his rigged trial that’s going around. Such a romantic. “Happy birthday, honey.””