NOAH: “But still, it doesn’t take a genius to see how the great idea of religious freedoms has been corrupted. You know, the question used to be, 'Do you have a sincere religious belief?' And now it’s, 'Do you have a Paypal account?' And the reason that people need to work so hard to cheat the system with fake religious beliefs is that basically every actual religion has told its followers to get ‘thine ass vaccinated.’”