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Noah Defends ‘Dancing with the Stars’’ Honor and Challenges Sean Spicer to a Dance Off

‘He is ruining ‘Dancing with the Stars’’

RUSH EXCERPT:

NOAH: “So, look, I know Sean Spicer isn’t technically breaking any rules. I mean, he’s breaking a ton of dancing rules and general rules of physics about how the human body is supposed to move, but he is ruining “Dancing with the stars” for a lot of its fans who genuinely love to watch good dancing. Becasue this is not supposed to be Politics. It’s about talent. And the guy who dances with the elegance of a dial-up modem logging into A.O.L., does not deserve to win. Back in South Africa I was lucky I enough to be a “Dancing with the star.” All right? I somba’d out there, I— I did whatever that is. And you know what? I’m proud to say that I kicked ass because I worked hard at it. So if Sean Spicer is going to destroy one of the greatest, most-respected institutions in the world, I have no choice but to defend its honor. Sean Spicer— You and me! You meet me in the parking lot after work!”

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