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NOAH: “Also, Mayor Adams is a vegan. "Yeah, I know, I thought he was black!" "I know." And this week, he announced, going forward, all New York City schools would have to have mandatory vegan Fridays, which I actually think is a great idea. Yes, because Friday actually needs to be taken down a peg. "Oh, you’re excited for the weekend? How about a tofu sandwich, bitch?" Now, obviously because of this decision, a lot of people are mad – I mean, a lot of people are mad. "You have to eat meat or it’s not a meal!” But if you ask me, there’s nothing wrong with kids being exposed to different kinds of foods and different kinds of diets.”