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Noah: A Rich Guy Can’t Get Jerked-Off Without It Somehow Leading to a Trump Campaign Violation

‘I’m serious, like you could probably link Donald Trump to Kevin Bacon just through scandals’

RUSH EXCERPT:

NOAH: “How does every scandal somehow lead back to Donald Trump? This dude is like the Kevin bacon of corruption. I’m serious, like you could probably link Donald Trump to Kevin Bacon just through scandals. You go, Kevin bacon had money stolen in a Ponzi scheme by Bernie Madoff. Madoff also stole money from governor Eliot Spitzer, and Spitzer was busted in a prostitution ring after a tipoff from Roger Stone, who was just indicted by Mueller in the investigation of Donald Trump! Boom! Four moves, baby! Four moves! Everywhere you go. And basically that’s our world now. A rich guy can’t get jerked off without it somehow leading to a possibly Trump campaign violation. So even though President Trump never went to that massage parlor, somehow they still
(~bleep~) Him. We’ll be right back.”

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