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NOAH: "Oh, and in some major legal news, the Trump organization has been found guilty of 17 counts of tax fraud and other financial crimes. And you know what that means? Donald Trump is going to prison! To visit all the lower ranking people that did this without his knowledge or permission. Because we all know that is how this works in the world, right? All the successes in Trump’s organization, they are due to the genius of Donald Trump. All the crimes, he had no idea. “That’s right, folks. I have zero control over the things I love. Which is why you should vote for me to run the country so I can run it like one of my companies, which I don’t even run. I don’t even run.”"