CHIENG: "This is the most American story ever. Big pharma created a drug to help Americans eat less, and now they’re having anxiety over what they’re gonna do on the eating holiday. Although, I will say that Ozempic is great for parents who can’t cook. “No, mom, I’m not hungry because of the Ozempic. It’s not because your dry Turkey taste like shit." And it’s good when you can get past the binge eating and focus on the real meaning of Thanksgiving: friends, family, and remembering that one time when the pilgrims and Native Americans shared a meal, and watched the Super Bowl and nothing bad ever happened after that. Ever."