CHIENG: “You got to think at least one person in the audience is like, “Uh, yo, I can’t afford food. Are you going to get to that, or just more water stuff?” Look, I wouldn’t spend quite so much time renaming undrinkable water when the economy is collapsing and gas station signs just say “[bleep] you” right now. But you know what? I will say this: at least Trump didn’t spend this rally rating men’s bodies.”