EXCERPT:
HADDISH: “Speaking of scoring, tonight was the big World Cup match between the U.S. and Belgium. One of our star players was supposed to be suspended from tonight’s game, but Donald Trump personally called the head of FIFA to get the player reinstated, which is surprising because Trump doesn’t know anything about soccer and it’s the first time he ever defended a black person. It’s growing, y’all! He is growing! He’s growing. I’m so proud of him. So proud.”