EXCERPT:
COLBERT: "One thing that’s puttin’ a bit of a damper on Trump’s evil overlord fun is the fact that all the other dictators are off havin’ fun without him. Today in China, President Xi threw a military parade to commemorate the end of World War II. It was big. They had lasers and shiny boots and stuff. And look who he invited. Trump’s former best buds, Putin and Kim Jong-un, just chillin’ like a supervillain. And Trump was not jealous at al, posting: 'May President Xi and the wonderful people of China have a great and lasting day of celebration. Please give my warmest regards to Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-un, as you conspire against the United States of America.'
(Audience boos)
Oh, he has so mo’ fomo. He really missed out.”