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COLBERT: “It was a big president’s day for our current president, because early this morning, Biden made a surprise visit to Kyiv. Boom. I assume it was only a surprise to us and not the Ukrainians. [Ukrainian accent] “Incoming! It appears Russia is attacking Kyiv with very slow-moving White-Walker! Okay, no, no, no. False alarm, we have subdued him with butterscotch.” Flawless Ukrainian accent. This is seriously impressive though. Biden risked a secret trip to a war zone to show our allies he’s got their back. Unless... unless, he went there to find... Hunter Biden’s other laptop? No. No, it’s the ally thing. It’s the ally thing.”