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COLBERT: “Trump announced the change of venue on TRUTH Social, posting, 'I have ordered the inauguration address, in addition to prayers and other speeches, to be delivered in the United States Capitol Rotunda, as was used by Ronald Reagan in 1985, also because of very cold weather.' Okay, you can’t act like you’re doing it just because of Reagan. 'Honey, it’s not that I couldn’t perform in bed last night. It’s just that out of respect for President Carter, I’m flying at half-staff.'”