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COLBERT: “It's been-- how long has it been-- one week since his big summit with north Korean dictator and clinically depressed pudding, Kim Jong-Un. The summit was a dud. There's controversy over whether it was Trump or Kim who walked away from the deal. Though it's hard to imagine either of these men walking. But despite not getting any concessions from North Korea, Trump is still set to scale back military exercises with South Korea. We haven't seen negotiating skills like that since the Trojans got a killer deal on that wooden horse.”