RUSH EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “And if you drink enough of it, sense!” Now, Republicans are scrambling to the microphones to say, “Please don’t give us anything.” Why would any member of Congress demand that Congress know less? “You don’t want us to know nothing. If you tell us stuff, we might know stuff, then we might do stuff. Because knowledge is power, and I wouldn’t trust us with a burnt match. Now, remember, remember— here’s a warning— remember how sweet oedipus had it before he knew stuff: King, hot cougar wife, and two eyeballs. I’m just saying. I’m just— I’m just saying.”