EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “I am pre-exhausted. Now, here’s the deal: All the major news outfits— CBS, NBC, ABC, MSNBC, CNN— will be covering the hearings live, while the Fox News channel will stay with its usual primetime lineup. Well, that’s actually good. No, it’s actually good. We’ll hear directly from the people who planned the coup. And Sean can just read his tweets.”