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COLBERT: “You can't have Bill Barr redact the virus or call Ukraine to get the Hunter-virus or get Mitch McConnell to vote that there is no virus. You can't even pay the virus a $130,000 to stay quiet because too bad, this virus is definitely spanking your ass. So if you want to keep your job you're going to have to do the unthinkable, your job. You know, make America great again.