RUSH EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “Back here in the colonies, it was a big day for Donald Trump. Today, he held the inaugural meeting of his Board of Peace, which is kinda like the U.N., except instead of passing binding resolutions, you pass a greasy bag of money to Donald Trump. Because a permanent seat is $1 billion dollars in cash, and Trump is chairman for life.
[Boos]
So, the Board of Peace works like a strip club: cash only, and Donald Trump will never leave.“