EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “If the president does sign it, the bill requires Pam Bondi to make unclassified documents related to Epstein and his associate Ghislaine Maxwell publicly available within 30 days. That’s December 19th. Just in time for the release of my pervert advent calendar. Ooh, what do we got today? Ooh, there you go, today’s chocolate looks just like Jared from Subway.
(Laughter)
Yeah, it’s a bad idea for an advent calendar."