EXCERPT:
COLBERT: “In fact, we here at 'The Late Show' were able to acquire a copy of Trump’s MRI.
(Laughter)
And it looks — it looks perfect. Wait a second, what’s that in his stomach? It’s the Epstein files!
(Cheering and Applause)
That’s where they were! I knew it. I knew it. Quick reminder: people don’t just get an MRI. It’s usually something you only get when the doctors think something is wrong with you. Scans are typically ordered for disease detection and monitoring, or to detect bone or joint abnormalities. Wait a second! Bone abnormalities! If he aced it, that means his bone spurs are gone! Congratulations, Mr. President, you’re going to Vietnam!"